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@vaaltyrs / vaaltyrs.tumblr.com

You will reach your destination even though you travel slowly. Devotee of Oðinn, Freyja, Týr, Apollon, Athene, and Persephone. Diviner, polytheist, and kitchen witch. Carrd formerly pastellewitchcraft.
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vaaltyrs

𝖔 𝖚 𝖗 𝖔 𝖇 𝖔 𝖚 𝖗 𝖔 𝖘

Ourobouros is a Discord server dedicated to the esoteric and occult, witchcraft, and various areas of Paganism. We are a beginner friendly witchcraft server, but please be aware that certain areas of the server may be locked for your own safety, such as the Psychic’s Parlour.

Features of Ourobouros include:

🔮 Distinct channels and categories for different areas of magic 🔮 Kitsunetsuki bot while Helios bot is down for maintenance. 🔮 A Psychic’s Parlour for members to hone their divination skills! 🔮 Various prompts and challenges that will change on a bi-weekly basis! 🔮 No participation requirements 🔮 Study Groups for various areas of magic and religion 🔮 Role locked channels for Practitioners of Colour, disabled practitioners, death witches, and more!

If you’re wanting a space to hang out and talk with other witches, pagans, and magical practitioners, feel free to join us! We’re inclusive to all, EXCEPT N^zis, J.K. Rowling, and TERFs/SWERFs.

Note: Ourobouros is 18+ and LGBTQIA+ inclusive. Bigotry in any of its forms will not be tolerated.

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man i haven't been on here in a year. i'd love to come back but i'm very out of practice, so if i do this blog will probably change to a more personal blog but i still have my witchy resources and knowledge so id love to answer questions.

i've gotten more into fibercraft and beadwork lately and its been such good medicine.

anyways i hope you're all doing well <3

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Okay so I'm ace, my partner is allo, we're both polyam, I'm autistic and they're allistic

  1. they've been so patient with teaching me polyam lingo because previous partners ever bothered to teach me and I didn't know there was polyam vocab
  2. I've been finding out things about allo words (i.e. that hot actually meant a warming of the loins and is a physiological response??????) and I'll text them like did u know about this and they'll laugh and be like yeah it's an actual things and i just
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Bealtaine (Beltane)

"Bealtaine" is the Irish spelling and is pronounced as "byal-tin-ah".
"Beltane" is the Anglicised and is pronounced phonetically.

When is Bealtaine? 30th of April to the 1st of May.

What is Bealtaine? It is a Celtic fire and fertility festival that is also known as “May Day”, “Samradh”, and “May Eve”. It marks the coming of Summer.

Traditionally, jumping over a balefire during this festival is said to ensure protection over the forthcoming year - this may be where the “naked-pagans-jumping-bonfires” stereotype comes from.

Bealtaine is opposite Samhain in the Wheel of the Year, and just as they are opposed in position, they are opposed in celebration. Samhain is a festival that in many ways, celebrates death, whereas Beltane is a celebration of life.

BEALTAINE CORRESPONDENCES

There are many traditional activities associated with Bealtaine, such as bonfires, Maypoles and feasts, but if we’re going to be realistic, many of us can’t weave flowers into our hair and raise a Maypole in our village square.

Here’s some correspondences and associations that we can realistically work with:

COLOURS:

  • Green.
  • Pink.
  • Yellow.
  • Red.
  • Brown.
  • Light Blue.
  • Lavender.

• FOOD:

Seasonal spring vegetables, such as cabbage, asparagus, radishes, onions, and potatoes (UK).

Sweets, such as chocolate, pastries and honey.

Spiced foods, such as ginger and peppers, incorporate the fire element of the festival into celebrations.

Aphrodisiacs, such as oysters, asparagus, nutmeg, and vanilla, incorporate the sensuality and fertility aspect of the festival.

Maybowl (a.k.a., May Wine), is a beverage that is typically made specifically for Beltane. Alcoholic versions of this beverage usually use honey mead or a sweet wine for a base, and non-alcoholic versions may use ginger ale. [Wine & Champagne based Maybowl Recipe]

• INCENSE:

Scents associated with Bealtaine are usually wild, earthy, and are often considered to be sensual.

  • Vanilla.
  • Cinnamon.
  • Patchouli.
  • Rose.
  • Lilac.
  • Oakmoss.
  • Sandalwood.

• FLORA:

Traditional flowers include: Hawthron, Rose, Sweet Woodruff, and Pansy. Others may include: Bluebell, Marigold, Primrose, and Daisy.

• OTHER TOOLS:

Other tools may include candles, an athame (ritual knife), a brazier or cauldron.

• DEITIES & ENTITIES:

  • Bast.
  • Artemis.
  • Diana.
  • Flora.
  • Faunus.
  • Pan.
  • Bacchus.
  • Hera.
  • Óengus.
  • Cernunnos.
  • Herne.
  • Rhiannon.
  • Eros.
  • Aos Sidhe.

• OTHER ACTIVITIES:

Flower Crowns: Flower crowns are a discreet, pretty and very fitting way of celebrating Bealtaine. If you make your own, use flowers that symbolise the festival - if you can. If you are using artificial flowers, focus on the colour correspondences instead. Red is a biggie as it can represent the fire and/or fertility element.

May Baskets: Traditionally, May Baskets were given to women from men (every woman in a household would get one), and they would be filled with sweets and flowers.

Bonfires: **Only if you have a safe outside space.** Bonfires are a simple way to honour this sabbat. They represent fire (you know, because they are fire), they cleanse and they bring protection. They also bring people together, and it is common to accompany the bonfire with a feast of seasonal foods.

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Howdy! I'm slowly making my return to tumblr and I'm looking for more bloggers to follow, particularly Indigenous bloggers (specifically, Cree since I am Cree). So pls feel free to interact with this post if you're Indigenous (pls specify by commenting) or if you post the following:

Norse based magic/religion -- specifically to do with Thor, Odinn, and Freyja Hellenismos - specifically Medusa, Athene, Medea, Hera Traditional magic Planetary magic Kitchen magic Philosophy/literature/lit theory
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If you are able to, please go see Everything Everywhere All At Once. It's an incredible movie. One of the best to come out in the past 10 years. The costuming is amazing, the acting is amazing. And before going to see it, try not to watch a trailer about it or the summary of the film. It'll make the experience better.

It's such a good film. Please go see it. You need to see it.

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ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

i am King Egg.

Top Rubber Duck what

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gehayi

Originally? Big Freeze

After Mr. Freeze sues me for copyright infringement, I change my supervillain name to Conductor Beef

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lynati

CRIME WHALE

Count Rainbow 🧛🌈

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vaaltyrs

they really gave the native brother bear huh

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Help bring Indigenous horses home!

Hi all!

My friend is Ojibwe and a dedicated Indigenous researcher and activist. She recently has discovered a number of Ojibwe ponies (also known as the Lac La Croix pony) for sale by a white-owned farm. 

This is really important because these ponies are very important to the Ojibwe – these ponies are also the only known Indigenous-developed breed of horse in Canada, and there are only 200 left in the world. 

[Image: A girl sitting on an Ojibwe pony and hugging its neck. Image credit to Broadview.]

The fact that there are 200 left at all is incredible at all, because in 1977, Canada took the last known four ponies away to be destroyed, and they were rescued by an Ojibwe man living in Minnesota. 

My friend is arranging to have five of these horses brought back home to the Ojibwe, and her elders are already planning a welcome ceremony for these horses. If anyone has anything to spare, it would be a huge help to bring them home. 

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peepingnee

What anxiety? I have CHEEKBONES!

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lurlur

I think I’m in love?

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sevdrag

a real american hero

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armeleia

This has a real Clone Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi energy to me.

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greenjudy

The man is lovely but it’s the voice, the voice, the voice.

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vaaltyrs

marcus is canadian fyi you americans can't have him (the only american that can is his girlfriend)

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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caterjunes

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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fan-troll

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

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teapotsahoy

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

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furiousfran

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

M U S H R O O M

en garde

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

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pogaytosalad

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

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vaaltyrs

ribbed for your pleasure

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i didn't post it here bc i've been busy with irl things but i got a puppy in january and her name is harley

she's just a wee baby and i love her dearly

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moonachilles

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

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nitewrighter

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

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vaaltyrs

Anne Brontë said "what the fuck toxic men are garbage and it's not up to women to fix them"

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The romanization of Hawai’i only tightens America’s grip on my people.

We are not the land of Lilo and Stitch. We are not a paradise.

We are a nation suffering.

There are only around 600,000 Native Hawaiians left. Only around 200,000 of them live in Hawai’i.

Hawai’i has the second largest homeless population in the nation, falling just behind New York. There are 19 million people in New York. Hawaii only has 1.4 million people. Yet their homeless rates are neck and neck. A majority of those experiencing homelessness in Hawai’i are Native Hawaiian.

Tourism destroys sacred land. Mountains are moved to make room for telescopes. People live in tiny concrete apartments that cost $2k a month because the rich move to the islands to carve their own paradise. My people spend every night praying we can afford to eat the next day

The Navy poisons the water over and over. They lie and say it’s safe. People fall ill. Then they dump the waste into the ocean and promise to do better. They lie.

End the romanization of Hawai’i. There is no paradise under American occupation.

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