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chosen one | h.p.

a/n: the lack of harry james potter fanfiction on this site is blasphemous. if you have any recommendations (smut or fluff), please send them my way. love you!

warnings: maybe one cuss word? not proofread.

Being friends with the “Chosen One” wasn’t easy. And even harder than that? Having feelings for him. You and Harry had been friends since first year, after you left your impression on him by making fun of his hair. You were unaware of his celebrity status at the time. However, you like to think that even if you did know, you still would’ve made fun of him.

Six years of being friends with the boy had led to a lot of sleepless nights for many reasons: assisting him in his fight, helping each other with homework, late night therapy in front of the fire, and so much more. More than anything, though, was you laying awake late at night, alone in your bed, wondering how the hell you had managed to fall for the most unavailable boy on the planet. 

See, while he quite literally had all kinds of people lining up for a chance with him, he responded the same to each of them: “Sorry, I don’t have time for a relationship right now.”

It made you so upset with yourself, knowing that that was the case, yet you were unable to suppress your feelings. It drove you crazy.

A rainy night in the middle of your 6th year, Harry was in Dumbledore’s office for a reason unbeknownst to you. You and Hermione sat curled up on the couch, her listening as you talked about the boy. 

“I feel so silly, ‘Mione,” you spoke. “ I don’t have a chance with him at all, yet I can’t get these feelings out of my head. I feel… pathetic, almost. It just drives me crazy. He’s so… charming. And his confidence and attitude are just so infectious. He makes me want to wake up in the morning. I see myself having a future with him. But, I mean, if he doesn’t have time for a relationship with all the other lovely people that ask him, then why would Harry have feelings for me?”

What you didn’t realize, however, was that Harry had heard your confession. Silently shutting the portrait hole door before he had even walked in, he went to go find Ron. Harry had a plan.

It was about a week later when you and Hermione had come down for breakfast, only to see Harry and Ron in deep, hushed conversation. You couldn’t hear what either of them were saying, save for a few whispers of a ‘confession’. You figured it had to do with one of Harry’s newest ‘missions’ for Dumbledore. If you had to know, he’d tell you. 

Neither of them noticed your presence until you spoke. “Morning, boys! You’re not usually up this early. Anything important going on?” 

Ron’s face began to turn red, Harry shifting in his seat. 

“Er- hello, y/n!” Harry said. 

“Bloody hell…” Ron mumbled under his breath. The dark haired boy was absolutely hopeless. 

You didn’t really suspect anything, seeing as Harry was always quite socially awkward, despite being confident. It was part of his charm. 

You didn’t start questioning anything until about 30 minutes later, after Harry had been staring off into space for about 20 minutes… in your general direction.

“What? Is there something on my face?” you asked him, snapping him out of his reverie. 

“Your face- er, no. Will you come to the common room with me? I think I forgot- erm- something. For class.” 

You raised an eyebrow at him. “But Harry, we have a free period first- oh!” 

Before you could even question his discrepancy, the boy had gently grabbed your wrist and was pulling you towards the exit. Concerned, you turned around to shoot a look at Ron and Hermione. Both of them had the most evil smirks on their faces. Merlin… you were fucked.

Harry stayed silent on the walk (well, you were being dragged) to his dorm. He refused to answer any of your questions. His face grew redder by the minute. Finally, you were sat on his bed, watching him pace across his dorm, nervously wringing his hands. 

“Harry!” you called out, stopping him in his tracks. “I”m worried! What’s going on?”

“I had this whole big plan for how I was going to go about this. I was going to use my bottle of Felix and then we were going to have picnic with all your favorites by the lake and then when we were talking I was going to-”

“Harry, spit it out!”

“Will you go out with me?”

“...what?”

The six words that came out of his mouth made you feel like time had stopped. Never in all your years of living did you think something like this would happen. 

“Harry, this is a sick joke. I know you like a good prank here and there, but this is too far. I can’t believe-”

“It’s not a prank, y/n. It’s not a prank.” Defeated, Harry sat on the bed opposite of you. “I heard you talking to Hermione that night last week, so Ron and I came up with this elaborate plan for me to ask you out. I had a speech prepared and everything. I was about ready to piss my pants at the table.” he breathed out, flustered. 

“Yeah… you sure looked like it,” you started, receiving a snarky look from the boy. “But, if you wanted to ask me out, then why’d you tell everyone else that you didn’t have time for a relationship?” 

“I didn’t want to risk a relationship with someone else, because the only person I wanted to be with was you. I’ve liked you for so long, y/n. You don’t even know.”

You blinked at him, completely shocked. “Harry, with all due respect, I think I do know. I’ve liked you for years.” 

He looked up at you. “Can I kiss you?” 

“...yeah.” 

And a soft whisper of “brilliant!” was the last thing you heard before you saw stars beneath your eyelids. His lips met yours, the two of you connecting in a way that could only be described as… magic. He tasted like chocolate, pumpkin, and spice, and by god, was it addicting. From the one kiss, you couldn’t get enough.

Finally, after a blissful time, the two of you broke apart, breathing heavily. Your forehead met his. 

“So,” he started, a cocky smirk on his face. “You see yourself having a future with me, huh?”

You smacked him lightly on the shoulder. “Slow down, Chosen One. I can still say no.”

You grinned at him. You knew for a fact you wouldn’t be saying no anytime soon. This was the right life for you. 

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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

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It’s gonna take me the rest of the night to get past this one picture. The arms, the hair, the outfit, the grey in his beard, and the peaking tattoo. The man just screams SEX(and can make you scream during it).
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rest | j.p.

a/n: i can't even begin to apologize, you guys. my mental health has been shot recently. i'm probably not going to be able to do much other than the occasional drabble or blurb, but i really appreciate everyone who's been here despite my absence. i love you all so much. here’s a short piece. again, i’m really sorry. 

warnings: n/a. it’s just very fluffy. 

the snow softly blanketed the expansive hogwarts building, effectively turning the soft browns and blacks into a bright white. as the sun said its goodbyes in the early evening, you were saying “hello” to your pride and joy: james. you quickly flopped down into his waiting arms, both of you immediately taking refuge under the sheets and covers of his bouncy four-poster. as the two of you became intertwined with one another, your love only grew. your eyes were starting to close, lulled to a relaxed state by the soft repetition of his calloused hand slowly rubbing along your side. 

his scent of cinnamon, broom grease, peppermint, and mahogany smoke wafted into your senses, clouding your mind entirely. you were calm. the snow outside began to transition into a blizzard, but even as the world grew colder, your heart only warmed more. 

simply his presence did you a world of good in a matter of seconds. those luscious curls that he ran his hand through because even though you wouldn’t admit it, he knew you found it attractive; the rasp in his voice every time he serenaded you; the power he exercised when leading the quidditch team (but the wink and smirk you would get whenever he caught your eye); everything about him was just incredible. you didn’t know how such a perfect being could even exist.

“what’s going on up there?” he asked, noticing you lost in thought. 

“just thinking about you,” you responded, a small smile gracing your features as you looked up at him. 

“oh yeah?” he smirked. “well you seem exhausted, and i’d hate to be the reason you’re groggy tomorrow.” 

you simply sighed at him

he deposited an easy peck on your forehead, chuckling at your reply.

“rest, my love,” he whispered. “i’ll be right here for you tomorrow.”

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clairecrive

Fic rec

Here’s the fic recs that I promised you for my 1k celebration. These are what I’ve been reading right now and generally speaking, even though I’ve only put one imagine, you should check out every writer’s masterlists that I’ve mentioned here ‘cause they’re all awfully talented.

Characters you’re going to find recs for:

  • Sirius Black
  • Remus Lupin
  • Wolfstar x reader
  • Billy Russo
  • Logan Delos
  • The Darkling aka General Kirigan
  • Bane
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tacobacoyeet

thank you so much, love! congrats on 1k!

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kacieisokay

                                                floating in outer space                                     have i misplaced a part of my soul?

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Anonymous asked:

one where the mauraders tease the reader with a vibration spell all day

warning/content: fem!reader x marauders, poly!relationship, use of a toy, a bit of a daddy!kink, degradation, punishment, some pinching, overstimulation, a theme of exhibitionism 

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okay I’ve fallen dangerously in love with how you write daddy chris ✍🏽 could you write him doing oral as daddy ? 🥵🥵

you held chris’s hand as he helped you up the stairs, the other hand holding your dress up so you didn’t slip on it. you huff and drop your dress as you reach the top of the stairs. chris smiled at you and took you into the bedroom, sitting you on the edge of the bed. you leaned back on your arms and chris knelt down in front of you, pushing up your dress. 

chris’s hands softly touched your leg, sliding off your heel, kissing your legs softly and you smiled. “you were so well behaved tonight, baby. no back talk, no teasing, you were amazing. actually.. you’ve been very good for a while, now that i think about it..” his sentence trailed off as his mouth left open mouthed kisses on the inside of your thighs. you sighed contently and closed your eyes, chris’s head disappearing underneath your dress. 

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greelin

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

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tacobacoyeet

yeah </3

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very adorable idiots | g.w. x reader

a/n: y’all. i am so sorry. i know i haven’t been around much lately, and i am so so so sorry. life has been kicking my ass. this was the first time i’ve had motivation to write anything in almost two months. i’m also so sorry that this isn’t smut. i know several of you want that, and i sincerely apologize that i haven’t been able to give that to you. i promise, i am trying my best. i’ll hopefully have something for you soon. i hope you enjoy this piece.

warnings: tooth-rotting fluff, king george weasley

The sun was just beginning to peep out from behind the clouds when George Weasley descended the Gryffindor dormitory stairs, only to find you staring blankly at the fire.

He thought you were dead.

“y/n?” He whispered, his voice just barely reaching your ears. He walked closer to you, and then he noticed the puffiness of your cheeks, the redness in your eyes, how absolutely broken you looked.

“y/n.” This time your name was a statement from his lips. You abruptly snapped out of your trance, turning to face him. “Oh. Hello, George.”

“Are you alright?” He inquired, his usually billowy voice now laced with softness.

It made you want to die.

Not actually. You didn’t want to commit suicide. Overall, you had a great life. It was just the fact that he was so kind to you, so caring, but it was platonic. And worst of all, it was pity.

“I’m okay. I’ll just head up to my dorm. Give me a minute, we can get an early breakfast, if you’d like?”

Your words flew over George’s head, worry being the only thing clouding his mind.

“Have you been here all night, y/n?” His face was etched with concern, and every word he spoke made you feel like you were slowly, yet painfully, disintegrating. Your mind was beating you up. You could practically feel the devil on your shoulder tying up, gagging, and throwing away the angel as it broke you down.

You mustered up a smile and a quick lie.

“Oh, uh, yeah. I had a bit of homework piled up that I needed to finish.”

He saw right through you.

“y/n, don’t lie to me. There’s no homework out, and I know for a fact that you didn’t have any left to do. You were in the library with me two days ago. Tell me what’s going on, please.”

You didn’t even realize your hand was tangled with his until he lead you back over to the couch to attempt to coax your sadness out of you.

You tried to deflect it, you really did. But there was just something about him…

You were sobbing into his chest within minutes.

"Everything is so hard, George. I finally thought I was recovering after what Cameron did to me, and I thought I was moving on, especially as I started getting feelings for someone else. But knowing that he doesn't feel the way I do? It's killing me."

George's heart broke for you with every word you spoke. He wanted to yell at you, he wanted to scream out to the entire world how in love with you he was, how he would do anything for you, how you were his favorite person in the entire world. But he couldn't. Because you had just told him that you liked someone else.

He wanted to curse Cameron, your ex, for what he had done to you. He remembered the day that you came crying to him about how Cameron had hurt you, how he had left you in the hallway, his cowardice the only trait visible.

"Who do you have feelings for, if you don't mind me asking?"

He wished to at least know, so he could come to peace with it.

You took a deep breath and contemplated your current position. George had seen you with snot running down your nose, ugly crying away all your troubles. Worst case scenario, he would reject you, and you would move on.

"You."

In that moment, time seemed to come to a standstill. George couldn't believe his ears.

"Are you- is it- really?"

George's face and his stutter made you want to cry again.

"I know you don't feel the same," you started, "but I had to get it off my chest. I really, really like y-"

"y/n." He cut you off. "I am so infatuated with you. I absolutely adore you, and I have for so long. I didn't think you would ever feel the same, so I never said anything."

You stared at him, dumbfounded, as your faces grew closer together.

"Can I kiss you?" You murmured, your voice just barely comprehensible. George responded by smashing his lips onto yours.

It felt like fireworks as your tongues fought for dominance. At this point, more and more people were beginning to make their way to the Great Hall, but not even Fred's unnecessary wolf-whistling could stop you from getting intoxicated off of the taste of the man you felt so strongly for.

Much to both parties' chagrin, you and George pulled apart.

"Wow." George chuckled. "We both like each other and we just didn't say anything."

"We're both idiots, aren't we?" You asked, a blissful smile etched across your face.

"Yes!" Fred's voice rang across the common room. "But very adorable ones, at that." 

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