My interests are all over the place

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

TWO??? Having a private jet at all is bad enough on its own but why the fuck does she need two of them???

there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

Get this bastard in the particle accelerator. We need their skills and it'll be enrichment

CONSUMPTION

The Knight of the Flowers, 1894, by Georges Rochegrosse. Detail and photo by Paul Perrin. Edit.

today's kabumisu dump

(because why else would a perfectly healthy kabru be flushed the whole day while travelling. next to mithrun

This is the opposite of those “oddly satisfying images”

it’s funny and all but it’s also an example of how corporations will cheat people in every single possible way they are legally able to get away with if there isn’t any system of regulation to protect consumers.

I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats

Important, indeed

they were surprised he finally put moderate effort into something

Art by 日菜乃

The Bird Daughters. A comic about a bird woman and her dreams. made in the spring of 2023.

you ever think about how toasters love bread but hate toast

they grab the bread and hold it tight and keep it in their warmth but as soon as there's toast they're like get this shit outta here

toasters don't hate toasts, they know it's still the same bread they love

they just know if they were together any longer, the bread would be ruined

and the toaster would have to live with the guilt of making it's love, the bread, unrecognizable

of course... so wise. as we know, to be loved is to be changed, but sometimes we forget the change is not always for the better

this is a metaphorical thought experiment about the nature of love. doing yuri with your toaster may lead to severe burns. do not do yuri with your toaster

Hi, as a robotgirl I am here to say, please do yuri to your toaster, she's gets lonely since you only use her for breakfast

tuck him in Tuesday

tuck him in Tuesday once again

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

Tuck him out 😈

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

I'M PUTTING HIM BACK