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no stevie nicks, i CAN’T sail through the changing ocean tides and i CAN’T handle the seasons of my life

megan thee stallion has the power of god and anime on her side

Come on man you can’t make me read about such an emotional topic and then throw that picture into the slide

Childhood emotional neglect got me like

what the hells going on at my mcdonalds

the cashier

I think one of the worst things this site has normalized is the idea that sorting out disagreements privately in DMs is bad or creepy.

years ago my housemate made a bizarre callout post about me and when I messaged them like “dude what the fuck, can we talk about this” they posted that I was “attempting to mollify them behind closed doors” like some sinister shadowy manipulator

Megamind

did this also happen to Megamind or are you implying that Megamind was my former housemate

The second one

So my roommate doesn’t like swears. They make her uncomfortable, so when I send her memes, I do my best to censor out any swears in them so she can enjoy them as much as I do.

I was trying to send her this meme

So I went to censor it into the final form in MS paint

Simple process, just set the secondary color to black

Highlight

And cut

Then copy and paste edited meme.

Which I did.

Except.

I forgot to copy the whole meme

So my roommate, whom I love dearly, just got a notification on her phone that only said

if i was at pompeii when the volcano erupted id have been fine

my grandpa was there actually and he died

mr bastille???

*passionately thinks about story instead of writing it*

In my day this was just called “daydreaming”. It evokes much less pressure and much more pleasure.

Don’t feel guilty for daydreaming.

when i was 10 i thought this was the most amazing picture in the world i thought it was so beautiful and well drawn and incredible and i think i got yelled at for making it the desktop wallpaper on my familys shared computer

10 year old you was right

I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

…. do you need something, or?

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

I’m literally shaking bc of the sasuke five dollar bill I can’t stop laughing y’all

please... look at him

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

I found a more current picture

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

jesus christ

adhd culture is plugging in your headphones ready to bOp and then two hours later realising you haven’t actually pressed play

Shadow Peach(2) [Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door] 15th Anniv. — Wedding Peach(2)