it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.
had to stop playing 5d chess with multiverse time travel because my knights fell in love and kept going back in time to save each other in every timeline and creating paradoxical time loops and it was just this whole thing
daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
in the club, straight up "thinkang it". and by "it", lets just say. my thouts
my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”
oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed
theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome
me when I'm 33
he made it
and we will be healed. and we are going to make it
the parasocial relationship between you and the guy whose article you cite the most in your paper
Me and the girls after 2 cups of suspicious stew
The haters try to put me in a crate at night
This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!
Oh finally. A real Christian.
Heterosexuality is when a man with a beard kisses a man without one
symbolism... save me...
symbolism
save me symbolism
not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪
The mask of grief
