My sex drive is honestly scary like I don’t chill
to all my lesbians, i adore you, you’re doing amazing <3
i ain’t no weak bitch but i didnt deserve to go through half of the things i’ve experienced
sorry to get romantic on main but i want to go to an art museum and hold hands with someone i care about
If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.
Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk
sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen
no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore
“But the age of consent is-” Okay but hear me out: stop trying to fuck kids
planning your stupid shit-ass fucking novel:
- you can know the ending or the beginning but if you know both then you will never ever sort the middle out
- why do i need more characters can’t this plot resolve itself without me introducing more characters
- i am going to kill literally everyone in this chapter here and then i can just ride the trauma wave through to the next act
- there isn’t room for the romantic subplot
- there isn’t room for this subplot either
- this was meant to be a minor point why is it taking over the entire second act
- [research this] *never researches it*
- stop obsessing about your framing device and sort out the plot holes
- stop obsessing about the likely reaction of tumblr to individual characters and sort out the plot holes
- fine just fucking live in a plot hole you piece of shit
- is this the same team dynamic as the last four books
- yes
- it’s my fucking novel i’ll write what i want
- oh god what if no one likes it
- stop writing imaginary reviews from people who hate you and sort out the plot holes
- right i’ve sorted out the middle but now the ending doesn’t work
(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)
(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)
(both)
*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice
in 2018, I wish you
- better mental health
- great looking skin
- more energy
- open-mindedness
- healthy relationships
- good dreams at night
- success
- delicious food
- happiness
anyways. When can I start screaming