Chuuya: Dazai isn't my "friend with benefits". He's more like my antagonist with benefits.
Chuuya: Or maybe I'm his antagonist?
Chuuya: ...
Chuuya: Basically, we antagonise each other. It's hot.
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mushitaro: my life is in the hands of an idiot! atsushi, pointing to himself and kyouka: no no no, TWO idiots!
Y/n, talking to Dazai on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Dazai: You bet!
Y/n: At what temperature?
Dazai: 535.
Y/n: That's the clock.
Dazai:
Y/n:
Dazai: 536
dazai: when I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
[name]: what?
dazai: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved.
[name]: can we go back the part where you said "when I get murdered"?