this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

replace genders with blood types

dare to imagine a world where govt issue identification that days whether u are A, B, or O

i don’t expect this to be very widely known but here in vancouver we’ve had a barge stuck on shore since mid november

we’re going on day 25 of barge simpson not moving a damn inch and i for one hope it never moves

They put up a sign

WHAT

Ever Given fans reading this post like:

I think it’s really important, for non-Vancouverites, that you know some additional layers of the joke to this, because this shit’s got history:

Gandalf Big Naturals my beloved

get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us

@itstortit, there you go. :D That fanny pack is Argents fault. for everyone else Renarin and Adolin are here. 😄

also now I am pretty sure Dalinar has the same issue of Gold Chains for Old Men that Uncle Stan from Gravity Fall reads...

@light-bender

it's all coming together

ultimate ally gengar

plenty of fish in the sea? certainly not for me!

bentley girl bad ending (x)

HE PUT THE RING ON IM GOING TO THROW UP

sauron live-tweeting the events of LOTR

Ferrera said it felt like she filmed 500 takes of the speech over the two days of filming, adding, “It was probably 30 to 50 full runs of it, top to bottom. By the end, [co-star Ariana Greenblatt] recited the monologue to me because she had memorized it because that’s how many times I had said it.”

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

The Golden Girls - 2.11 - ‘Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

This is even better when you know about the prank props team played on the girls for rehearsal

Hes the dad that stepped up

i like this better actually