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Sarah, she/her. White, autistic, genderqueer woman. Still a Homestuck blog.
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thank you for posting positively about neovaginas the way people ignore them completely has made me unusually neurotic about my endeavors to get bottom surgery

She has a neopussy, she's transgender, and u should look at her :3

no more trans gender wars no more TMRAs do you know what mainstream society is up to rn?? they're literally redoing the overwatch tracer boobs n butt controversy shit with marvel rivals only having skimpy female clothes and whatever like bottom of the barrel gamergate smooth brain shit and where are we? locked in our ivory towers infighting about whether or not direct action is useful lol? Shut up and become an annoying feminist sjw RIGHT NOW touch base on your 101s get back into criticizing rape culture in public and no more blue haired and pronouns jokes that's too approachable we're in need of full hairy man hating lesbians stereotypes & their virtue signaling male allies rn it's gamergate 2 outside but the alt right people have the oval office like HOP TO IT I CAN'T KEEP DOING THE KILLJOY SJW SHIT ALONE

"remember the egg prime directive! :D" how bout i maul u?

"u have a moral duty to sit idly by and hope she figures it out before she kills herself :)" it's like a trolley problem but the other track is empty what the fuck are you talking about

the fact that i survived my 20s is nothing short of astonishing. there's over a quarter of a century of my life that's just gone. i'm never getting it back. if you can stop that happening to someone then please for the love of god do it

Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.

So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.

And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.

Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.

Op do you know where one could find his art?

His pseudonym is EXUDT, you can find a lot of it posted by spotters on Instagram and Facebook, and I think I saw a few photos of his art on Tumblr over the years:)

There's some really great pictures over on flickr too.

This post has been blowing up so I wanted to add some personal anecdotes regarding EXUDT:

  • I went to the memorial exhibition his friends and family hosted and it was probably one of the most breathtaking experiences I've ever had. The entire art scene of the city showed up. They screened a movie they made out of videos EXUDT shot of himself painting and it was so crowded that not everybody fit into the backyard where the exhibition was.
  • His mum baked his favourite cake for the exhibition visitors 🥺🥺🥺
  • EXUDT left his standard signature in every single town/village in the federal state and there was a showcase with a map of the state, surrounded by photos of all signatures which were connected to their location with a thread. I overheard the guy who set that display up asking his friends over and over if it's good and dignified enough to honour his friend. Despite the fact that he increasingly withdrew, this guy was so, so loved by his community.
  • In the area where I grew up you practically can't go anywhere without seeing his signature. When I take the train to my beloved, I pass by 25 signatures visible from the train alone. On my way from home to my university campus there's 13.
  • Despite increased police presence in the city center, his crew managed to leave a small memorial painting right at the control hotspot. It reads "EXUDT 4 EVA - DANIEL FOREVER."
  • EXUDT was caught in the act by the police exactly once. Coincidentally, that night I was also out spraying and because I was drunk I got bold and sprayed a massive heart on the courthouse. Looking back, I think the only reason I didn't get caught was because he got caught two streets away. Thanks for that haha

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

I have a deep fear of being known BUT I have a slightly larger fear of being forgotten. the best solution I can come up with is making art every once in a while

Oh man the support for gay marriage in the USA (a thing that's been legal since 2015 and the law of the land since 2022) is backsliding, even though it's not even on the forefront of the culture war anymore. While I'm not too sure if this can then morph into a movement to repeal the Respect for Marriage Act (gotta give the dems credit; that's a funny one), the evangelicals actually got the strategy right for once. That is, whipping up specifically transmisogynistic panic, knowing that the rest of the society, including the rest of the LGBT+ community, is happy to let trans women be the punching bag, has allowed them to get their foot in the door for the discussion of other LGBT+ rights, including the ones that the "polite" society thought was "settled." Every single one of you whipping up panics about trans women you don't like being pedos or channers or whatever to social murder them and/or passively allowing transmisogynists to do so and even spreading these have made your bed and no matter how "progressive" you see yourself, you're now lying in your bed with the likes of the Daily Wire and Elon Musk.

a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

😔yuuuuuuup. my house is fucked

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.

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