Beware The Man Who Speaks In Hands

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

*mistakes you for what you are not and so too foreshadows that which you will become* whoops sorry dude

i just like drawing them as bizarrely as I possibly can

The Conclusion.

i did a redraw

consider: aperture as a popular workplace for trans people in the 50s-60s because they’d help you transition, in whatever way you wanted, no questions asked

bill from accounting is brenda now? cool, if she made it out of the lab without antennae and her blood is still blood, we’re happy for her

*cave johnson voice* sure aperture’s insurance policy covers top surgery. if you let us do it on the premises. and keep the boobs after. we like to fill em with bees. see what happens. turns out what happens is you have some very loud, very angry breasts. completely useless. but good science!

Your true best friend. He likes to talk a lot about his life’s work with you since you are a good listener.

Me duele la cabeza

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

finally, applied mathematics

when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run

if you have blood and meat you are so cool

[If you understand how to operate on him, you understand how to lose him.]

there is a man here. 

i had a dream i was playing undertale and i got to the snowy area and it was mostly the same but papyrus was replaced with this new character Prunsel.

Prunsel’s sprite was a high-contrast black and white photorealistic eyeball, roughly twice as big as papyrus, and looking directly at the viewer. whenever Prunsel “spoke”, the music completely cut out and instead of text it was an ominous red glow emanating from the text box

literally uncontrollably obsessed with prunsel

[You are clean. As clean as sliced bread.]

Finished art from the picarto stream.

- Yeti

Dr. W.D. Gaster 

- Karl