welcome to my twisted ankle

you ever tried smoking pubic hair? i would not recommend it.

if shadow is not doing john wick shit in the next sonic movie im not even gonna watch it

Maria is his dog.

i know the minotaur's labyrinth was almost certainly actually a maze but it's really funny to imagine theseus was just so fucking stupid he couldn't even find his way out of a unicursal, non-branching path without ariadne's ball of string

day 106

i cant believe it's every autistic persons birthday this month and also it is aries season. nature is amazing

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

applejack might not be exactly in touch with the current generation

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

couldn't get this concept to leave me so here

Snippets from Senshi's journal (as seen in the adventurers bible)

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

always reblog

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted. 

I never know which version I’m going to get when I see this video.

this? is this what you're referring to? yeah i think calling other people slurs is bad

reminder that the people this slur refers to, people with intellectual disabilities, are still campaigning to REDUCE/end its usage, not "reclaim" it. the r word used to be a medical diagnosis--it was never a 'nice' term and it was always used for ableist, and generally eugenicist, ends--and it is still included in several state laws, so self advocates with intellectual disabilities have been passing laws around the country to get this word out of laws. under no circumstance does it make sense to "reclaim" this term, especially if you are not affected by the ableism that people with intellectual disabilities face.

dungeon ponies

Promotional photo of the Knuckles & Tails Tubbz collectable duck, released by Numskull Designs in 2020. Support us on Patreon

Idc if chilchuck looks like this bc he’s a half-foot, he’s a trans man. He is a pre-T trans man who experiences being mistaken for a 15 year old boy.. “Oh but how would he have kids if he was trans?” Ex-wife was a trans women. T4T divorce

Whipped cream, anyone?

Almost enough dogs

#SO MANY POLITE HORSES AND ONE POLITE PUPPER

definitely one of the best if not the best video on the internet

turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy