I can't think of a good title

NO WAY

Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared

which is definitely not an omen

This is where Brexit Britain has gotten us. Can't even have a proper apocalypse now.

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

ive been standing with my arms behind my back ponderously like at a museum

wait wait you’ve been pondering at the museum? I’ve just been jerking off there

Happy

The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures