LOKI 1.03 "Lamentis" || 2.01 "Ouroboros"

Don't use the period tracker app, Ovia!!!

Ah, yes. My coven of smut worshippers. Come. Let us frolick 'round the bonfire of desire and share our fantasies of fictional men and their penises.

We're going for Garlic Bread after

Don't forget your water bottles!!

I need all three of them at the same time. No lube. No protection. Anytime. Any place. Over. Under. Upside down. Right side up. Criss Cross Applesauce. In the air. On the couch. In a chair. Down the stairs. Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. And I'm dessert.

Messy drawing, bc I wanted to draw

Loki 2.06 Glorious Purpose

LOKI 2.05 "Science/Fiction"

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Conquer

Part 1 of 3

Summary: The king intends to take a bride.

You just never thought it would be you.

(Soulmate AU where Loki won)

Pairing: Loki x Female Reader

Warnings: Smut, 18+, Minors DNI, enemies to lovers, dirty talk, praise kink, oral sex (fem receiving), teasing, p in v sex, vaginal fingering.

A/N: I’m kind of fascinated by the concept of a soulmate AU where Loki wins and this is just another take on that thought. If you've read my fic Surrender, this one is a different universe (an AU of an AU? Is that a thing?)

I am indebted to @infinitystoner, who was kind enough to talk me through some of my doubts about this fic. This one is for you, K. (Also, everyone should go read her work, it's fabulous).

The king intends to take a bride.

At first you think it’s just a stupid rumor, but with time, it becomes clear that it’s not merely a stupid rumor, but a true rumor about a stupid plan. He hasn’t found his soulmate; the speculation is that this is about producing an heir or something similar. Which is also stupid because he’s the one who took over your fucking planet. He can make new rules for succession if he wants to. He doesn’t have to make other people suffer.

You, like most people, still harbor a lot of anger and resentment toward Loki.

Hot and hilarious 🤣🥵🥵🥵🥵

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Elevator Music

Part of ‘The Tyrant’s Assistant’ AU

pairing — Loki Laufeyson x F!Reader

contents — Language, slight claustrophobia, comedy, bickering/banter, not much else yet.

summary — In which the elevator breaks down, allowing Loki to see a new side to his normally unflappable assistant.

word count — approx. 1.7k

You get to the office at exactly 8:47 every morning wearing your usual office ensemble—a black pencil skirt, low heels, and a crisp white blouse.

And by office, you mean the building that used to be Stark Tower, from where Loki now “rules” Earth. Turns out, even such extensive repairs can be done rather quickly, in just a matter of days in fact, if you are able to… encourage workers to move a little faster than they normally might.

Like—oh, let’s say… with some helpful persuasion of magical powers and the overall destructive potential of the tesseract.

Now, you know that some people might be judging you for choosing to work for an evil overlord, but hey, in this economy? If you could subsist on morals and principles alone, then absolutely you would tell this overgrown man-child to go screw himself.

But as things stand, a girl’s gotta eat and pay her bills somehow. As a resilient young woman, you have long ago learned to simply roll with the times.

I laughed so much 🤣🤣🤣 can't wait for next part

it varies from moment to moment

Why do I think that this would be his after sex hair? Like it’s standing in every direction.. I want to put my hands in his hair 😫😫

A Night Unexpected (One-Shot)

The lab was quiet except for the light hum of the machines. During the day, the lab could feel like it would burst from the noise with all the scientists working on their projects and yelling over the music that Tony Stark insists is required for inventing. Everyone else had already gone home for the night, and now it was just you sitting at your station.

A Prince's Claim | Prince Loki's Favourite Maid AU | Loki x Reader | Drabble 800 words

Thor makes a scene in the banqueting hall and Loki stakes his claim to you.

Warnings: sort of angsty sort of fluffy, possessive Loki, references to d/s relationship

Divider by @firefly-graphics

Masterlist | Prince Loki's Favourite Maid AU | Loki Masterlist

You knew your arrangement would get you in trouble, it was inevitable, he had seen you and you'd seen the pain in his eyes, the fear he felt emanating across the banqueting hall. His. That's what he'd said. Only to work his rooms, only to serve him even if there were others. But what could you do? Prince Thor had requested more mead and as desperately as you'd sought for your Prince in that moment he wasn't there to stop his brother from asking.

So you complied, pouring from the jug into the huge goblet and stepping back respectfully. But Prince Thor called you back, examining the pearl buttons on your uniform, the silk, the eyelash lace brushing against the exposed skin on your chest.

"Maid, this uniform, who gave this to you?"

You stuttered unsure while his hand reached out to touch your apron, bright white against the pitch black dress, you had jewellery on, delicate gold around your neck.

"Do what I say, come here and tell me who gave you this!"

You took a slow step forward, clutching the glass pitcher hard enough to make your knuckles hurt.

"This isn't a palace uniform. Who are you?" He looked angry now, a glint of fear in his eyes "I asked you a question. Who are you? Who do you work for?"

Tom Hiddleston photographed for the Empiremagazine podcast 600th Episode.

Unreleased Loki promo shots for the Avengers 2012

Oh. Oh dear. 🥵

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