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Mother of Waifus

@rainymeadows / rainymeadows.tumblr.com

Caitlin / 26 / she/they / English-Australian / autism spectrum disorder / melancholic / artist / writer / multifandom trash. Talk cartoons to me. Or anime. Whichever suits you best. Unless it's the armour kind, do NOT send me chain mail.
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Chapters: 1/11

Relationships: Naruhodou Minuki | Trucy Wright & Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright, Ishikawa Goemon XIII/Jigen Daisuke/Arsène Lupin III 

Characters: Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright, Naruhodou Minuki | Trucy Wright, Karuma Mei | Franziska von Karma, Arsène Lupin III, Zenigata Kouichi, Jigen Daisuke, Ishikawa Goemon XIII 

Additional Tags: jiglupgoe is mostly in the background but I Care Them, Case Fic, Post-Canon, Bisexual Arsène Lupin III, POV Phoenix Wright, POV First Person, phoenix is so fucking tired you guys, Chaotic Trucy Wright, Phoenix Wright is Trying His Best, Bisexual Disaster Phoenix Wright, Competent Zenigata Kouichi, Grumpy Jigen Daisuke, lupin is innocent of a crime for the first fucking time in his life, Crossover, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions 

Summary:

With both of his employees overseas and his own daughter becoming a target, Phoenix Wright finds himself in the detention centre meeting none other than the infamous master thief Lupin the Third, international fugitive and ladies’ man… and perhaps one of the most annoying people Phoenix has ever interacted with.

But Lupin isn’t on the hook for theft. Not this time. Somebody’s set him up for a horrible murder, and it’s up to the Turnabout Terror to find the truth, prove his innocence and clear his name.

…well, clear him of THIS crime, that is.

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rainymeadows

And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a Blightmother blitz! And the girl in the corner said, "Boy I want to warn you" It'll turn into a Blightmother blitz! Blightmother blitz! Blightmother blitz! Blightmother blitz! Blightmother blitz!

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rainymeadows

And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a Blightmother blitz! And the girl in the corner said, "Boy I want to warn you" It'll turn into a Blightmother blitz! Blightmother blitz! Blightmother blitz! Blightmother blitz! Blightmother blitz!

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kirkspocks

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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chromalogue

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

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systlin

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

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deeranger

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

the rosetta stone of shitposting

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

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jakeperalta

I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)

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rainymeadows

And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a Blightmother blitz! And the girl in the corner said, "Boy I want to warn you" It'll turn into a Blightmother blitz! Blightmother blitz! Blightmother blitz! Blightmother blitz! Blightmother blitz!

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