Homestuck is right up there with Jesus and global disaster.
Happy 10 year anniversary to this god forsaken post
Homestuck is right up there with Jesus and global disaster.
Happy 10 year anniversary to this god forsaken post
Neil!!!
the entirety of tumblrs userbase on april 1st, 2024:
DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
My friends had a collective Aries birthday party and asked me (the lone Sagittarius) to get the cake for them.
Tumblr if I don't get to keep this badge after today I'm committing arson.
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
that’s a lot of clicks!!
I’d like to ask that if you want to boop me, you could also click for palestine, please! Please don’t forget that Bisan has called for a strike for April 1st!
fingers in his ass sunday
you know what day it is
addicted to fingers in his ass sunday
FINGERS IN HIS ASS EASTER SUNDAY
all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots
also tumblr:
Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Hey, I LOVE bots when
they’re just here to play with us.
COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.
Can't see it:
Can see but disguised flavor (can usually be found store bought or done at home and use different veggies):
Need it soft:
Needs to be crunchy:
Veggies google says stay crunchy after lightly cooking:
Broad texture tips:
It also really helps to think about why you dislike a vegetable. I found that I am scared of green foods so I like to use those veggies for ingredients in things they are well hidden for. I've also learned that watching something while eating helps because then I'm not looking at the gross green things. When possible, I also like to get help hiding it (ie using cream of celery soup in my chicken and dumplings).
Remember that vegetables are important because they contain nutrients that other foods don’t contain. NOT because they are low calorie.
Eating vegetables slathered in pork fat is always better than not eating vegetables. In fact fat will help you absorb the nutrients. Get those nutrients in your body by any means necessary.
Also if you're of the opinion that Celery is nutritionally worth nothing: I feel you, I've been there. But what you're actually thinking of is how when Weight Watchers switched over to their points system, celery was literally pointless. You could eat as much celery as you wanted!
it does have value tho. That sort of point counting and so on was based on calories, not nutrition. Celery is actually full of vitamins! It's got potassium and Vitamin A and folate! So go, be free, and eat celery!
You can always add frozen spinach to fruit smoothies as well! In moderation, you won't even see or taste them.
me being a picky vegetarian is probably the worst possible combo, but once I found out I can make spinach salads with just a massive bowl of spinach drowned in chipotle ranch with croutons, onions, tomatoes, cuccumber and avocado on top its been exponentially easier lmao
OH So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.
Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.