idk either

this statement dealt 10 damage to everyone in a 2 mile radius

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

thanks

When your friend does something stupid in public and you can’t stop them:

youre a mean one

mister

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

16 year old me when a guy would lean back in his chair and his shirt would lift up

when someone says “muslims need to tell isis to stop” but u already texted isis and they left u on read and now they’re vague-posting about u

Me: My homeboy tryna talk to you

Her: Which one?

Me: The one in the back .

*Looks in back*