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Yousoro, weebs.

@yoyoyousoro

Love Live, Bandori, Overwatch, P5. [Yukina] twitch.tv/yixingunicorn. 26 year old Social Work grad student.
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hello tumblr! we were hoping u could help us out.

we're a band from south london called bears in trees. we're a little emo, but we're not too emo. we're a bit like if the jonas brothers got really into folk punk. we write songs about asthma attacks, working in a gay bar, drinking coffee before bed, feeling like you've ruined everything and everyone you've ever touched, and dealing constructively with depression. you can check us out here.

we really want to make a career out of this, and we're trying very, very hard. sadly steaming services like spotify pay like £0.00004 for a play (legit!) so no matter how well we do we never make enough money to like, actually live.

to that extent, we were hoping u could help by reading this and reblogging the post. it's a long shot, but if this gets enough reblogs then it will get recommended to more users and appear on more feeds and maybe get on tumblr's radar and we can use this post to pitch ourselves to a big fancy label exec and actually get paid a fair amount for an art.

it's a long shot for sure, but it'd mean a lot if you signal boosted.

thanks, and have a nice whatever you were doing before you started reading this.

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veliseraptor

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

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i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

me: i need a plain black t shirt
target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!
target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

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dare-to-dm

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

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sammit-janet

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

i found the post again

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!
Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man
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author-trash

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

YESSSSS

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This is literally just a shitpost 😂. I dedicate this to my friend who failed to bring back a pet alien for me from the Area 51 raid. I am so disappointed in my friend 😔

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【SIFAS】 Here they are!

Don’t these costumes look familiar? Well, these were the winning costumes for μ’s from the SIF ALL STARS poll (2017)!

  • Honoka Kousaka - Taisho Roman UR
  • Kotori Minami - Job v2 UR
  • Umi Sonoda - Yukata UR
  • Nozomi Tojo - Halloween UR
  • Eli Ayase - Wedding UR
  • Nico Yazawa - Devil UR
  • Maki Nishikino - Magician UR
  • Rin Hoshizora - Dancer UR
  • Hanayo Koizumi - Spring UR
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greelin

buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that day? what a thrill! love it

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masterhandss

Very very late inktobers! these aren’t last minute or anything, I was just too busy to actually upload them!

Inktober 2018 Day 1 - 5 PERFECT Dream Project Nijigisaki High School Girls! (Kasumi Nakasi, Ai Miyashita, Rina Tennoji, Emma Verde & Setsuna Yuki)

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ir-dr

Day 2232- 21 September 2017

Tennoji Rina

.//projectTiGER

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trianglart

The girls!!!

(Why do anything else when you could be drawing Vocaloids as Animal Crossing characters??)

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