Fun Lawtsuda headcanon of the day:
Matsuda doesn’t understand why L likes him. This is a world renowned detective, possibly the smartest person to ever exist, and he’s somehow fallen for an idiot rookie who walks into doors and once spent a week watering a plant before discovering it was fake.
Why the hell did L agree to date him? Is it some sort of experiment? Is L just toying with him because he’s bored? Is this just some weird way to piss off Light until he confesses to being Kira out of sheer frustration?
These thoughts keep Matsuda up at night. One day, he finally bites the bullet and asks L outright why he’s in a relationship with him.
L stares at him with the most confused expression known to mankind and simply replies, “because I love you?”