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skidaddle skiddool Napoleon was cool

@marius-pintmorcy / marius-pintmorcy.tumblr.com

welcome to the shit show
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ondolindiel

One day you’ll grow into a Supreme Leader that people will respect and fear. ‘I can’t believe that used to be Armitage’, they’ll say, ‘I can’t believe that used to be ARMITAGE.’

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no-hux-given

Reblog if this fierce machine which we have built upon which we stand will bring an end to the senate to their cherished fleet Reblog if all remaining systems will BOW to the FIRST ORDAHH and remember this as the LAHHST DAY of the REPUBLIC

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u ever meet a girl and u just kinda,,,

♡*・゚♡*:・゚✧(ꈍᴗꈍ)✧・゚:*☆゚.*・。

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slimetony

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

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jewfrogs

i fucking hate that post about anne frank. this shit happens every year when people are like “omg actually anne frank was bi and her Awful Homophobic dad Censored her diary” like first of all have some fucking humanity, she was a teenager who was killed by nazis for being jewish and no conversation about her should be separated from that; second of all, how dare you vilify a man for respecting the privacy of his dead daughter; third of all, none of you give a shit about lgbt jews when we’re alive, please stop pretending to care about us when we’re dead.

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Due to personal reasons I will be banging my head against a tree for two hours

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This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

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vracious

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

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shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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