if there is a next life,

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

this isn’t a hot take so much as a legislative suggestion but honestly i think there should be consequences if you dress boring at the met gala. it should be like an elimination bracket where only the top 30 best dressed people get to come back next year and they have to find new people to fill it out and you can only try again after 5 years of repentance

how it feels to be aloof nonchalant and lowkey

Literally…

it used to be 2007 you know

do you ever think about your age and what you've done so far compared to other people your age and what experience and education you lack and think "wow it really is over for me"?

thinking about how I've only been in full time employment for two years and I still have like forty years to go moodboard:

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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

oh my god you hate TTPD? it killed your love of taylor? oh my god. i’m so sorry. here let me take your eras tickets off of your hands i’m so sorry-

i’m not going to start calling tiktokkers “creators” like what are they creating? new insecurities for women? the worst takes you’ve ever heard in your life?

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

Nobody wants to work anymore