also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my son

I literally can't stop referencing this fsr

how do you guys feel about the fact that these two characters exist in the same universe

i can’t find my headphones and target is closed this is a nightmare .

put an ant in each ear and they will sing to you

not a half bad idea avtually

they shouldnt put video games on the switch

good. I want it to

message from God

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

cant get sentences like this anywhere else

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

Come back with a warrant and have grass are two different vibes that I felt in two different ways.

Madly, wildly in love with the guy who’s going viral by finding clips of beautiful areas of Europe and then posting them while claiming that they’re from a boring part of North Carolina

If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law