My girlfriend is turning 32 soon… 

I’ve told her not to get her hopes up. “After all,” I say, “we’re only going to celebrate it for half a minute” when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out “This is your thirty-second birthday”

JEFF

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

get creatured idiot

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

oh, he really changed it 😭

very important addition

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

Cute little grump

Did not see a single one of those coming

Dip and Pip's Scalie Sips

(What about the Top's Only Bar huh?)

WOW so talented!

I need to be put in my place (the morgue)

i’m actually really hot if u like ppl who are deeply unsettling to look at

white boy spotted busting a move mid-sacrifice