When you move, I move with you.

tears running down my cheeks now.

ladyskorpia.tumblr.com

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him. I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

[[ I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME BECAUSE REASONS ]]

This actually cheered me up a lot

Source: ladyskorpia

I present to you… the people from Tumblr

cumbermyspock

DUDE IT’S A DINGLEHOPPER. EDUCATE YOURSELF. UNCULTURED SWINE.

I actually just laughed to the point where I have trouble breathing and I have tears streaming down my face. That was WAY funnier than it should have been.

TOAST PUNS THO

laughed too hard. peed a little.

Source: captain-ahanne

foie

how to boys

greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose

Is this a strategy guide for The Sims?

it’s a strategy guide for life

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.

thank you so much omg

getting reallllly tired of dealing with potheads.

to clarify, there's a difference between someone who occasionally smokes to relax anxious tendencies, or even just for a fun night every once in a while, or at a party, and a pothead.

I need you to care. and when you smoke, you don't give a fuck. it's happened with every single constantly stoned guy i've tried to care for. You are unreliable. Immature. Ignorant. Irresponsible. Flaky. The worst part is, you aren't even a constant pothead. you're even flaky with that. Maybe you'll be all about it for two weeks and then have a week where you suddenly care. I can't take the on-off thing. I don't want to date someone with those qualities. I've tried it, and I've been in love, but just been ultimately hurt. Go ahead, have your fun while you're young. You're just too young for me. Grow up, and you might have a chance.

i did a bad thing..

i found a letter in the bathroom trash can all torn up into pieces. it was pretty regular tears, so I decided to try to piece it back together. It was a two-page letter, and i was only missing one piece in the end.

it was to my brother from some girl he used to work with. apparently he was a player-asshole. but he was charming. I remember at one point he was seeing 6 girls. (my other siblings and I numbered them in order to keep track. #1 was his girlfriend at the time. #2 was his current girlfriend) and I believe this girl was one of the 6 (if not #7)... He was totally playing her (which she said she even suspected in the letter)... Leading her on, letting her think he might have feelings for her... it's ridiculous. this girl fell for him so easily. it's like the girls melt right into him. ugh wtf.... anyway.. I'm keeping this letter. I like it. The poor girl... She totally wrote her heart out to him because she's moving away and will miss him so much. :(

#sorry for the tldr

Bananas don't wear pants.

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andreja

“gettin’ real tired of your shit pooh”

This is one of my most favourite things ever

be kind to others, you don’t know what demons they’re trying to run away from.

halfahero

thefurrynerd

*Slow clap*

*suppressing tears*

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schuester-.tumblr.com

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET FOREVER

It’s been no less than 5 years since I’ve watched this episode and I still read every bit of that in his voice with each distinct accent and pitch chance.

boletus-edulis

Anonymous asked:

Are you a penis whore who just fuck's men and dose not care about feeling's

Nope - not even close. I've had casual relationships before but I fall in love too easily.

Anonymous asked:

Name three thing's you are good at and why are you good at them

I'm fairly decent at comforting people because I really care and I understand. I'm good at (or was good at) using grammar correctly. I'm good at cryptoquote puzzles.

A Hindu, Buddhist, Taoist, Catholic, Muslim, Sikh and a Christian praying together.