So Darkness I Became And The Rest Is Draco Malfoy

And the grass where you lay left a bed in your shape

Fortesa Latifi, from The Truth About Grief.

Drarry / 6

Ferret Draco 💖 😁

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

christians: i believe in God

Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO

gamers: I like video games

Gamers™: Video Games are Art and you can keep your political correctness bullshit right out of them! Anyway that female character CHOSE to dress that way!

identity vs Brand Identity

Accurate to a t

customer: hello I can’t find this thing can you help me please?

Customer™: IF YOU DO NOT BRING ME A MEATLESS HAM SANDWICH BY THE TIME I’VE FINISHED TALKING I WILL SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH TO LET THE ENTIRE STORE KNOW THAT YOU IN PARTICULAR ARE THE WORST POSSIBLE HUMAN BEING

listen, i enjoy a two-faced malfoy

just malfoy talking to potter all the time its my jam

Edward, to Bella: you’re the reason I have something to fight for. a family.

the Cullens, who put up with his emo ass for over a hundred years: damn, fuck us I guess

This has the same energy as Edward saying he’s never seen a vampire control their thirst for blood as well as Bella does, when Carlisle’s been flexing his impeccable control for centuries

fat trans ppl deal with a lot of shit and its so sucky because some people will only support skinny trans ppl bc thats all they can conceptualize and accept when trans ppl in actuality come in all different types of bodies

if u dont support fat trans ppl the way u support skinny trans ppl u need to rethink what kind of “ally” u are.

HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.

DO TELL ME MORE.

YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE

DID HELENA LIKE IT

((OOC: It’s @asktheboywhohadnochoice!!))

Mo: literally me

There will never come a day where this shows up on my dash and I don’t reblog it.

I only dreamed this day would come.

spring cleaning!!! unfollow me if youre a terf, homophobic, biphobic, islamophobic, dont agree w the black lives matter movement 

also unfollow if your’e an antisemite, and just racist in general

Also, if you think nb=cis or ace/aro=straight, fuck the fuck right off.

unfollow if ur a transphobe or ableist

Begone folks who promote abuse as romantic and/or good parenting techniques.

Lol I know I don’t have anyone like this following me, but for all my new followers! Know what I stand for and what I stand against!

Just anyone who spreads hate and harms others can unfollow and block me, please.

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ALL OF THIS

Cleanse me of my asshole followers please

HOLY SHIT, I JUST LOST 40ISH FOLLOWERS

LEAVE ME, FUCKERS, GET YOU AND YOUR DESGUSTING SELVES AWAY FROM MY BLOG PLZ AND THANK YOU

I just came to a 2 a.m. realization.

Gryffindor: I want to be.

Slytherin: I will be.

Ravenclaw: I could be.

Hufflepuff: I try to be.

That’s more accurate than most Hogwarts House quizzes. That’s not an exaggeration.

Baby is confused by dad and his twin (full video)

Fred and George would’ve had so much fun with this

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Harry Potter and the Room of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Prison Harry Potter and the Cup of Fire Harry Potter and the Team of the Bird Harry Potter and the Potion Man Harry Potter and the Hard to Get Things