im sorry

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

#i mean. bro #i hate to break this to you but #you are in fact good at the small amount of piano ur playing #it is not fake

Dude taught himself to compose and calls it fake

“Just string it together in any order, the more random it is the more complex it’ll sound" improvising music on the fly was one of Mozart’s party tricks

Not saying this guy is Mozart but he’s smart and clever and talented and way, way underappreciating himself

Bimbo qualities

babe wake up new flavor of imposter syndrome dropped

“I rescued a pregnant street dog and her babies really enjoy hiding.”

(Source)

the same blastoise.

anyone wanna do this one with me

Nothing in the entire world could have prepared me for that caption.

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

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12. L. 25. Y

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Untitled by Aaron Gresch

Not much focus on rehabilitation

This seems like a good time to mention the Prisoners Literature Project and Inside Books Project. Both of these organizations send free books to incarcerated people, and are always looking for donations - both books and money -and volunteers! (Prisoners literature project sends books everywhere but Texas - Inside Books project is just Texas).

They were right, I didn’t expect that.

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

Y'all are chronically challenged, huh.

This post has liver failure

"Greetings to the Universe in 55 Different Languages", a poem compiled out of messages from the Voyager spacecraft

The first time I read these messages, there were tears literally streaming down my face.

The people who recorded these messages were not given any instructions, just told that it was a brief message to potential extraterrestrials.

I love humans so much. This is who we are.

I thought this was going to be inspirational but it’s better