The MELODRAMA

you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM

oh! oh!!!

insurance fraud! insurance fraud for

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

this is my alarm clock

Will u join the challenge?

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

i think people need to stop glorifying sassiness and bitterness and start promoting the idea of actually being fucking nice and civil to people who did nothing to you.

make no mistake not only am i party rocking but i’m also in the house tonight 

Are you shuffling?

everyday. 

Winnie the Pooh is a fat icon tbh

reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too

WTF JUST LET ME DIE SHAGGY

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

Credit: @ThinkAnneThink

They were never going to change. You did the right thing.