let me tell you a story, it’s about a little kid who never really understood much of anything he did. he had a chest full of heart and a body full of scars, in a broke down palace on a broken boulevard. and he was faithless, but he lived through all the hurt, ‘cause every time he did he knew he got what he deserved, had to hold onto the fire even if he had to burn, any pain became the only way that he could ever learn. ( x )

• ❝ It looks like a mystery to me. ❞
• ❝ I can already taste those chocolate-covered hotdogs. ❞
• ❝ I’ll wait here and when you find out, send me a telegram. ❞
• ❝ Can I help it if my first toy was a garbage disposal? ❞
• ❝ I’m so scared I wish I had a ham sandwich. ❞
• ❝ It sure would help if we could find another clue. . ❞
• ❝ Well, we saw a very strange character running around out there. ❞
• ❝ Besides us there is no one else on this island. ❞
• ❝ We know we didn’t imagine all those kooky things that happened. ❞
• ❝ Maybe the moonlight was playing tricks on you. ❞
• ❝ You shouldn’t believe everything you read. ❞
• ❝ Soap? I hardly use it myself, but why not? ❞
• ❝ Creeps and Crawls! They sure picked the right lawyers for this job. ❞
• ❝ Come on, ______. Where’s your sense of humour? ❞
• ❝ I’m beginning to think that following ghosts is safer than following you two! ❞
• ❝ Another mystery bites the dust. ❞
• ❝ I have to figure out why my trap didn’t work. ❞
• ❝ Oh, good gracious! What is that? ❞
• ❝ Why do you need more money? ❞
• ❝ What about this locket we found where you were digging? ❞
• ❝ Well, guess we owe you kids thanks. ❞
• ❝ Like, uh-uh– Like, who–who is this? ❞
• ❝ The real mystery has just begun.. ❞
• ❝ You don’t know what you’ve uncovered. ❞
• ❝ You should never have brought that locket out of the cave. ❞
• ❝ Gang, we have a mystery on our hands! ❞
• ❝ Think you could come and get us? ❞
• ❝ I guess we’re here for the whole night. ❞
• ❝ I left a few pages blank, you know, for future traps. ❞
• ❝ Rule number two: stay in your rooms, no matter what you hear. ❞
• ❝ I’m starting to smell a little… funky. ❞
• ❝ Like, I’ve got a bad feeling we’re gonna find out. ❞
• ❝ Are you trying to set me up with - him/her/them? ❞
• ❝ Anyone with hair that perfect has to be guilty of something. ❞
• ❝ Does this mean you finally accept what I want to do with my life? ❞
• ❝ Wow, who are you trying to impress? ❞
• ❝ Like, what can I say? Junk food and me have a very special relationship. ❞
• ❝ I have no idea what you’re talking about.  ❞
• ❝ You promised me you were going to start caring more about your appearance. ❞
• ❝ What in the name of whole wheat toast is going on? ❞
• ❝ I didn’t know this year’s prom theme was terror and pandemonium. ❞
• ❝ I need to tell you something and I need you to listen. ❞
• ❝ Isn’t it obvious? My looks are starting to fade. ❞
• ❝ But what are you doing here? Why have you been sneaking out? ❞
• ❝ Like, you don’t hear many monsters from other dimensions scream for help. ❞
• ❝ Why can’t anything in this town ever turn out to be real? ❞
• ❝ Hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! ❞
• ❝ Hey, little muffin, how ‘bout you and me go for a moonlight ride? ❞
• ❝ All I know is, since my dad owns the place, we get free refills. ❞
• ❝ Did you break into the armory and steal a rocket launcher? ❞
• ❝ Don’t be so hard on yourself. You tried to do a very brave thing. ❞
• ❝ I’m going to have to let out an unearthly howl and destroy you. ❞
• ❝ I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling– ❞
• ❝ Zoinks! ❞

• “please, don’t take this the wrong way.”
• “know that we’ll still have each other.”
• “tell me we’re doing the right thing.”
• “you know what i was gonna say.”
• “i don’t give a shit what happened.”
• “everything is so confusing. i don’t know.”
• “sorry. i didn’t mean what i said.”
• “you really don’t have to keep apologising.”
• “i hate knowing we have to hide.”
• “it’s not your fault. don’t blame yourself.”
• “this is all out of our control.”
• “i think i’m going crazy without you.”
• “what am i supposed to say to that?”
• “we need to talk. call me.”
• “i can’t sleep because of all this.”
• “how much more must i be hurting?”
• “i’m not the person i once was.”
• “c’mon you know it’s not like that.”
• “what about all of this is funny?”
• “tell me you don’t feel the same.”
• “you always seem to make me speechless.”
• “you left me here all by myself.”
• “is this all a joke to you?”
• “i can still remember the good times.”