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@awkwardstandinglewiskennedy / awkwardstandinglewiskennedy.tumblr.com

27, from London. I never know what else to put in these things. I'm quite tall, does that count?
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I have to take the time to make an appreciation post for Matty Healy of The 1975. Like how is it possible for one person to be a great artist, physically attractive, and just low-key hilarious

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Donโ€™t release your pet gold fish into random lakes and ponds bc if they donโ€™t die something worse could happen: they live

Looked into this and this is at a fishery that I guess has some large fish specifically to challenge fishers, they also have to release all the fish back into the water, AND they treat the fish for injuries! So pretty nice story all around.

Also, this fish is known as The Carrot and she's at least 20 years old

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2. Worst fear durning sex?

3. What is one thing you consider the tall tail sign of your doing a good job during intimacy?

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5. Has anyone ever made you breakfast after sex?

6. Have you ever broke up with someone because the sex was bad?

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8. Can you have multiple orgasms?

9. Do you like your name being called out during sex?

10. Has a condom ever broken?

11. Whatโ€™s your thoughts on penis pumps?

12. If you had to choose one word to describe your sex style it would be?

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14. Have you ever flashed/mooned someone?

15. Describe the first time you saw someone naked in person.

16. What are some things youโ€™ve tried but will never do again?

17. Prefer sex with lights on or off?

18. Morning sex or goodnight sex?

19. Do you find moaning or cursing more attractive (???) During sex?

20. Prefer giving your partner oral or handjobs/fingering more?

21. If you had to rate your last sexual experience (solo or other) on a scale of 1-5 how good was it?

22. Has there ever been a reason you stopped mid imintacy? Why?

23. Do you like giving or receiving hickys (or both)

24. If you cum before your partner what do you do? (Help them, let them deal with it etc)

25. Would you ever have sex with someone who slept with a relative of yours?

26. Least favorite type of porn?

27. If you found a video of your partner having sex with an ex, would you watch, why or why not?

28. For oral do you like deep throating or just the head?

29. Worst blowjob experience?

30. Spit or swallow?

31. Have you ever tasted yourself on your partners lips?

32. Have you ever been surprised by an orgasam? Explain? Yours or theirs?

33. For guys, if a girl asked you to use a strap on, on her, would you? Explain why?

34. Ever given/gotten motter boated?

35. Most listened to song for intimacy?

36. Have you named your genitals?

37. Favorite pet name to be called?

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39. Where do you like to hold during intimacy?

40. Can you tell if a partner is faking?

41. Whatโ€™s your proudest moment during intimacy?

42. Have you ever given your partner multiple orgasms, how many?

43. Can you tell when a partner cums without them telling you?

44. Worst oral youโ€™ve received and why it was bad?

45. Have you ever caught your partner mastubating? Howโ€™d you feel?

46. Thoughts on period sex?

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48. How would you describe your sex drive?

49. Whatโ€™s the weirdest thing someoneโ€™s done to try and arouse you?

50. Best type of sex? (Messy, rough, passionate etc )

51. Have you ever masturbated in front of a mirror?

52. Thoughts on pegging?

53. If your partner was into handcore pain play, would you try it out? (Would you let them try it on you?)

54. Have you ever secretly filmed you and a partner together during intimacy?

55. If your partner insulted your genitals what would you do?

56. Have you ever used a glory hole?

57. Would you ever use a glory hole?

58. What words do you like hearing most during intimacy?

59. Have you ever turned someone down because of their inexperience?

60. Thoughts on watersports?

61. If you had the ability, would you give yourself oral?

62. You have any sex toys?

63. If you had to give sex advice to someone only using 3 words, what would they be?

64. How do you normally handle first time intimacy with a new partner?

65. Favorite type of intimacy?

66. What would you consider your number one flaw during intimacy?

67. Favorite pornstar?

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Being Funny in a Foreign Language - A Summary
The 1975: Evidence in LCD Soundsystem's copyright suit against The 1975
Happiness: Nominative determinism. The title is how I feel when I listen to the song
Looking For Somebody (To Love): Move over Pumped Up Kicks, there's a new absolute banger about school shootings in town
Part of the Band: Please listen to Japanese Breakfast she's fucking great
Oh Caroline: Closest to contemporary pop they've ever come. Anyone could have released this, and yet they've still nailed it
I'm In Love With You: Everywhere - Fleetwood Mac (2022 Version)
All I Need To Hear: This isn't half as cutesy as it initially appears. If most of the songs on here are about one relationship, this is the point where it starts to go wrong
Wintering: The best Christmas song released in the last 15 years
Human Too: "Maybe I'm an idiot, but maybe you are too"
About You: Shoegaze lullaby about a long forgotten love. This genuinely makes me feel like I'm floating
When We Are Together: Cows wearing sweaters. Oh, and the relationship is over now.
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Anonymous asked:

We need the being funny in a foreign language track breakdowns

I'm actually humbled that someone liked those enough to want a new one. I'll get right on it ๐Ÿ˜‰

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