At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to  “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!” 

Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”

That’s the best crap i’ve heard in months

have I mentioned that i’m fucking in love with humankind

entered holy mountain...

Noita makes my head spin

It's a GIGA disc, there's no way it could backfire

noita is objectively the most Mage game, in that you're a robed genderless figure, with a dedicated 'kick' button which is integral to gameplay. and also the point of the game is to make a wand that breaks your pc and also die all the time. Some strategies have you using a spell which is essentially a nuke. wand-building guides are usually like spreadsheets on crack.

I've died nearly 600 times in this goddamn game and still got no wins. 10/10 video game.

How I expect my Noita run to go

vs

How my Noita run actually goes

Anyway Noita is pretty cool. It teaches many lessons about logic and wisdom, and encourages one to consider the consequences of their actions, like, say, what might eventually happen when you combine “giga sawblade” with “boomerang.”

noita is a good game that doesn’t damage my self esteem at all

i don't know why i keep doing this to myself bc this game just wants to watch me suffer but i love it and i would definately reccomend noita: the rougelike where if you see a pixel on screen, that pixel can kill you :))

what the fuck is even going on

wand of indiscriminate war crimes

the more i play noita, the more i realize, "oh this is a game designed for crazy people"

the most convenient portal location

Doggo's First Day Back At Work After Having A Week Off

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#there is no stare into your soul like the stare of a working dog who thinks you are between it and its job

not now sweetie mommy’s blogging about something that 5 people care about

Its me, your feral godmother

*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*

Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again

Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball

You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier

#misread as feral hogmother

That's my girlfriend, she's rooting for you too

#investing at 70 notes

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about a post of mine that wasn't an addition to a post of someone else's XD

#posts that will become Tumblr heritage

I wish. I don't think it's even gonna crack 500 notes

25k and counting, Feral Godmother. We love you

Almost as many notes as I have teeth well done

Wow, that’s a lot of teeth

Thanks. I got them from my other, other girlfriend, The Toothfairy.

the last line hit me like a fuckin sledgehammer