maybe its not my weekend, but its gonna be my year

taking a gap year to play with my pussy

"can you explain this gap in your resume" yes so that was when i was jerking the meat off my body for 365 days straight

sorry it's a leap year i meant 366

What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

love dungeon meshi senshi's character design bc when he has the helmet on he looks like a fucking pokemon

and then he takes the helmet off and hes just a guy with a face and forehead and everything

edit:

to me he looks like this

hey OP is it alright if i try to doodle that. please

@xeeble PLEASE DO

@ankellysaurus here ya go!

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills

Thank u comrade tyranitar

that is godzilla

nothing but respect for comrade godzilla but that's fucking tyranitar

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

This is actually a really interesting type of water retention that long grass does that I've never thought about before!

You can see how much slower the snow on the long grass is melting, which creates a slower percolation of water into the ground!

It's amazing what a difference vegetation can make for communities that struggle with drought conditions!

COMMAND WOLF : ENGAGE!!

Poster spotted in Brunswick, Victoria

I love this website where else am I going to get BDSM Aftercare tips from people who have never fucked in their life

he is so drunk girl at a party "you should dump your boyfriend" coded.

[ID in alt text] 16/25+ of my LGBTQIA+ boots series! transgender flag themed 🏳️‍⚧️ stickers or prints of this series here

this movie is about to be good as fuck

you cant tell me these sites are real they all sound like some shit Sims would say

It is scientifically proven that Dungeon Meshi will cause one of the characters to manifest in your head and tell you how to improve your life. You either get:

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.