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He no like vegetals 🚫🥗

Part two: Chikin

THERE’S A PART TWO??????

Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller? Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

maybe if you didn't want to fall through my trapdoor into the rat infested dungeons below you shouldn't have walked onto the rug i carefully placed over it to hide it. rookie mistake.

joke’s on you. i meant to do that. i fucking love rats

guards! take him to the dungeon cell without any rats in it

I watched this indonesian horror movie and they did have some “bloopers” except instead of being funny outtakes, they were points in filming where they were forced to stop because the actress playing as the ghost got possessed a couple times and they had to do an exorcism

Heisenburg trying to convince Ethan to team up with him vs Ethan’s reaction  

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

only thing i agree with dads on is when it rains and they say ‘we needed that’ bc like. we did

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

you can tell the average age of this site has been steadily increasing because posts like this wouldn't get this many notes in 2017