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Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

i need to be able to do the kermit scrunch. some emotions are only conveyable via the kermit scrunch.

Don’t you realize what’s happening? Oh man, this is beyond coincidence, this is beyond imagination! The Parent Trap 1998, dir. Nancy Meyers

KATHRYN NEWTON & COLE SPROUSE as LISA SWALLOWS & THE CREATURE LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

daily reminder that Mormonism absolutely deserves every bit of mockery it gets and then some. i have sympathy for kids born into that cult trying to escape it, but the religion itself was created within living memory to justify racism and polygamy and im not going to get shamed into walking on eggshells around it

look thru the notes if you want to see internet brain rot live in action lmao "polyphobia is not cool" "polyamorous folks deserve respect" 🙄

PLEASE read the fucking room?? this isn't about your lgbt thrupple or you and all your friends that like to kiss each other, this is about a cult that ingrained the idea into people that women exist to procreate and men must have as many wives as possible in order to have as many kids as possible. Even if that means neglecting one (or two or three) of your wives in the process. Even if she doesn't WANT to have kids. Even if she is a kid herself. maybe try not to make this about yourselves for like 5 minutes....

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

i am so serious people on tiktok do not know how to tell stories. like no one on that app who utilizes the accursed 3 minute option has ever told a story in their life so it seems because they will literally add in the most insignificant details and clarify things no one needed clarified and just generally take forever to get to the point until i’m literally scrolling away no matter what the story is. the story could be about MY life it could literally be telling my future but if they’re like “okay so first of all i was not expecting so many people to be interested lol i didn’t think the first video would blow up at all so thank you guys for your nice comments i’ve seen so many people asking for a story time so here it is but first i should just say—“ IM SCROLLING!!!! IM GONE!!!!!!! JUST FUCKING TELL THE STORY

i'm gonna become an ancient aliens person but for medieval european cathedrals

you built shit that fancy? in like the 1200s? bulllllshit

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

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Favourite Colour (2020)

I meant to put this on my last reblog of it but I forgot… Anyway, this has such a Calvin and Hobbes feel to it and it warms my heart because of that association.

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

happy october 1st