Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

Happy 22/2/22 day!

Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.

I just can’t believe we’re expected to interact with people normally after the past two years as if my sanity hasn’t cracked like a fucking glow stick

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

if peeta mellark was in the game of thrones universe, he would have won the throne in 2 seasons max

#president snow aiming to kill them without making it a public spectacle #peeta; about to invent a pregnancy: oh haven’t you heard?

THIS 😂😂😂😂

Geralt

I FOUND HIM!

funny tumblr [via imgur]

Getting closer!!!

How to make a pumpkin head

Since I defs didn’t want to carve a real pumpkin to put on my head and get nasts pumpkin insides all over my hair I decided to paper mache one. Unfortunately there was no good tutorials anywhere so I will share my trial and error knowledge.

First I got some supplies: 1 Punch balloon (they’re rounder and larger they regular balloons), some paper mache stuff in a bag, cardboard, a glue gun, paint, sculpey clay, tape, some news paper and some water and flour mixed together.

I then put at least three - five paper mache layers of newspaper with flour water on the balloon. I also measured my head and left an opening at the bottom. (NOTE: Don’t put tape on the balloon and try to peel it off after you’re done paper macheing, RIP)

After that’s all dry I put glue gunned some cardboard onto it to give it some pumpkin like ridges.

Then I filled the gaps between the cardboard and the newspaper with the paper mache in a bag stuff. Wait for it to dry. (Note: Don’t pop balloon until the paper mache in a bag stuff is dry cause it holds a LOT of water and your paper mache project will sink, RIP) After that I popped the balloon and lightly dampened the top with a sponge and water until it was wet enough to slowly press down into more of a pumpkin shape.

After it’s all dry I taped a stem I made out of card board on the top and put another layer or two of newspaper mache over top.

More drying wait time (you can use your oven on the lowest setting to make it dry faster) then I sanded it down and cut out a face with an exacto blade.

I added a little bit of backing behind the face on the inside with the paper mache in a bag to give it more of a 3D look which wasn’t that noticeable but oh well, it kidna worked… After all that stuffs done I painted it all white otherwise the newsprint would bleed through and make my colours not as bright, I also added some sculpey clay to the brow area to give it some more emotion in which I used an iron to dry it with cause it was too late to put it in the oven with paint all over it (Note: Put clay on before painting).

I sprayed it with a sealer before painting colours on it cause I find acrylics do weird things sometimes. After it was all dry I begin to paint.

I also painted the inside a red and added a kinda head rest thing on the inside since when I pushed the top down it made an uncomfortable point at the top when putting it on your head. Then once it was all dry I sprayed it with some more sealer, added some cool stuff like stitches with some ribbon and blood which I used nail polish for a shiny effect and put in some lights which weren’t very effective when my head was in the pumpkin but that’s okay, it still looked cool.

And that’s that!

Hope this helps some people, Enjoy!

I read the title as ‘How to Make Pumpkin Bread’, and was confused the whole way down wondering when this would get to the bread part

This is the best, well done, you!

My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?”

Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.”

My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest Spawn.”

I feel like it’s worth noting that he was wearing a Cthulu t-shirt when this happened.

I told my dad that this post had gone a little bit viral and now he says not only does he expect father’s day cards from all of you, he finishes all of his dad jokes with, “you should tell the internet I said that.”

UPDATE:

So my mom picked me up to help me run some errands, and told me the following:

“So I accidentally deadnamed you the other day, and your father just stared at me and asked ‘who?’ until I realized what I’d done and corrected myself, and I’m telling you this so you can tell all of his fans on tumblr.”

my favourite “lost in translation” moment was when my friend from Macedonia (who was pretty much fluent in English) and I were talking about a girl who sat behind us in class. She arrived almost immediately after he said her name, and reaching for “speak of the devil”, the first thing out of his mouth was

 “Oh look, it’s Satan”

and the look on her face was //priceless//

…and in that moment we all wanted to be Scarlett

tbh it looks like bucky is taking a very drunk nat home

“fuck you, Barnes :hic: I’m not… I’m not… Hang on where’s Clint?”

: Steve, five paces behind them: “Barton quit hitting me, you’re not being kidnapped”

exactly.

*taps foot* WHY ISN’T THIS A FIC YET???? I NEED ANSWERS?? P.s. Nat tries to climb over Bucky to protect Clint from being kidnapped! @suz-123 @blackirisposts  @bolontiku @unicorns-and-fairy-dust @magellan-88 @chrissihr @zephrbabe 

Hehehee I literally just saved it in my drafts to remind myself to look into writing it ….. but just @ me why dont you 🤣😅

I’m sorry I CAN’T HELP IT!! IT’S SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

It’s okay I dont blame you! Also when I saw it, it was already liked and I’m all, Gandalf style: I have no memory of this 🤣 🖤

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

I can never just scroll past this ridiculous post without reblogging it. 

y’all remember that time Captain America laughed at Superman for eating cookies at the oscars

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

Harry Potter Characters as thing I’ve said

Harry: WHO THE FRICK TOOK MY GLASSES *squints at cupboard* was it you? you suspicious useless tree modified tree carcass??

Hermione: One time in the middle of a test my pencil broke but i was too determined to finish the test, so i finished it with the tiny chunk of graphite that had snapped off

Ron: weLL YEE HAW ME BACKWARDS WITH A POGO STICK

Fred/George: one time someone told me I look like a cheezit. I hate cheezits

Neville: *sing-songy* pencil, pencil, WHERE THE FRICK DID YOU GO?!

Luna: *throws pile of books down* TODAY I SAW A LAVA LAMP AND IF I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR OF ERISED THAT’ ALL I WOULD SEE GODS I LOVED THAT LAVA LAMP

Charlie: *holding a s stuffed dragon* this is my rainbow son and MELODY IF YOU TOUCH HIM I WILL CLAW OUT YOUR EYES AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT SO YOU CAN WATCH MY DESTROY YOU

Draco: says the person who spent $32 on asparagus

Snape: whoops there goes my scissors just like my hopes, dreams and will to live

McGonagall: and so Dumbledore did what Dumbledore did best; leave teenagers to deal with everything

Dean: you think you’re cool Samantha? I drew a moth with eagle talons yesterday- GET ON MY LEVEL!

Seamus: I’m gonna light this forest on fire with this bandaid and some strong will power

Dumbledore: GUYS DON’T FORGET TO CAPITALIZE YOUR NUMBERS!

Sirius: fireworks? oh perfect just what we needed for this celebration so your kids can light each other on fire in the backyard with you get drunk with the neighbors

Remus: I have about 85 sweaters but I only wear this one

James: My hair looks like it came fresh out of the dishwasher

Peter: my friends trust me with the deepest secrets you can imagine, but I don’t catch them when we do trust-falls so………………..

Lily: OH MY GODS YOU ARE AN UNNECESSARY FIRE DRILL

Lucius: my hair being wet from the shower isn’t going to cause any problems when I start world domination

Bellatrix: if you can’t nail a smokey eyes just punch yourself in the face it lasts longer and you don’t have to undo hours of hard work!

Voldemort: i have a coat hanger FEAR ME

Percy: it’s all about perspective, except, i can’t see without my glasses so idk where I’m going with this

Oliver: I’ve never seen him wear anything other than that Gryffindor Quidditch sweater and those neon shorts. Gods he’s such a MAN

 Bill: My cat just scratched me. I’m dying *finger guns as he bleeds everywhere*