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The Panda Won't Stop Screaming

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I covet your skull. she/her. hella old. sea of etts: MostlySticky
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mclennonyaoi

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

HE LEFT

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

doing a reread now this is so cunty

goddamn .

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cryptotheism

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

oh, that's gonna play well at a shareholder meeting.

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Further Americanisms that tell you to check on your American:

been better = in hell

doin’ alright = sad, needs hug

pretty great! = genuine actual baseline. Anything else ranks beneath this. Be Aware.

I’m here, ain’t I? = Defcon 5

Because someone asked, indications that an American is actually Having A Good Day include:

  • Awesome
  • Fantastic
  • Damn Good Day
  • Great Day to Be Alive
  • Dude You’re Never Gonna Believe This
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runcibility

"Livin' the Dream!" - actively daydreaming about swandiving into a woodchipper

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stargoyle

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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nyctosaurid

it’s a tragedy that dinotopia was adapted as a weird gritty looking tv movie with bad cgi when it’s, without exaggeration, the most ghibli any book has ever been

It’s high time for a new Dinotopia adaptation (with updated, accurate dinosaurs, as James Gurney would want, of course)

HIGH TIME

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curlicuecal

friend omg, you are in the lucky 10,000 today because the book is a *joy*

don’t think like, a novel, think like a coffee table book that’s framed like an actual informative guide to the actual place Dinotopia

it’s filled with scrawled notes and observations and gorgeous art from the point of view of a newcomer fascinated by the culture and science and history of this island

it’s so, so cool

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brainrockets

This was unironically my favorite book as a kid. Kind of weirdly (but not that weird given uh everything else) we didn’t own it? I only got to read it when we were at a certain babysitter’s house.

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mimicmiki

one subtle and under-appreciated aspect of buffy as a show is the ridiculously funny and compelling justification the writers pulled out to explain why school wasn’t canceled when a guy died and how incredibly quickly the grieving process goes for every person in town, which was that given that sunnydale was on a hellmouth, death is as natural as breathing to the residents and thus not something to uproot your life for. 

which, first of all, raises so many more questions, like: why does nobody move away? why are people unwilling to accept the existence of vampires when they’ve been surrounded by supernatural activity for years? it’s such a ridiculous way to retroactively explain abnormal behavior and yet despite the logical issues it presents it’s also a very satisfying explanation, somehow.

because, second of all, the utilization of this justification is goddamn hilarious 99% of the time. cordelia asking if xander is going to fifth period immediately after he tells her the world is going to end? oz casually mentioning that the school newspaper has an obituaries page? snyder’s easy acceptance of the fact that the previous principal was eaten alive by wild dogs? the uncanny nature of it produces comedic gold.

but it’s more than funny, it’s.. actively engaging, somehow? maybe because the continued existence of these background children in a world where everything is out to get them obviously caring more about school and their love life than impending doom works really well in conjunction of a story that basically tells you straight up that high school is the real monster? maybe because there’s something uniquely intriguing about the idea that every single day people get murdered or disappear or transform into giant phallic snakes, but your life just keeps happening and you’ve gotta deal? maybe because this unnatural universe just spices up buffy as a show, i don’t know. regardless, it’s something i really appreciate about the show that flies under the radar most of the time. 

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