Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

remember all those people who were always going "noo! don't ne mean to the cute doggo! the little pupper!"?

...yeah... we were telling you.

osha compliant blowjob

ALT

disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen

disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots 

concept art:

final version:

What makes me so mad is that snow queen is such a lovely tale and there was an evil mirror that shattered and froze the queen’s heart. So the first thing the newly evil queen does is PLUNGE THE KINGDOM INTO ETERNAL WINTER.

And the kid Anna is based off of is actually this sweet peasant girl who is rescuing her best friend whom everyone else thought drowned and whom no one cared for because mirror shards got in his eyes and he only saw beauty in snowflakes while everything else was just disgustingly foul to him. Except he didn’t drown because he was whisked away by the snow queen.

Like this girl gives her shoes to the river to find out he didn’t drown. Her hair ribbons to the birds to find out who took him. Works her hands raw to get to him and has to suffer a mental breakdown because she got SO FUCKING CLOSE to saving him and he won’t even look at her because he wants to solve this puzzle the snow queen gave him.

And then her sobbing wakes him up and he cries and washes the shards from his eyes and the fact that she saved him is enough to melt the snow queens heart and she brings spring back to the kingdom.

Wow Frozen really is some weak shit

yeah and this is straycatj, the popular tumblr cat. see that’s landlady, she adopted him a few years ago when he kept coming to her house for food. sometimes he runs through paper doors so landlady gives him the “funny face penalty” as you can see in this photo

Stop it! Stop it!! I’m embarrassed! Where is my dignity!? Lowyer! Is there any lowyer!?

I’m so sorry mr j, please don’t bring out your lowyer! I won’t do it again, promise!

OK… so… touch the top of my tail, and send your honesty by neko-pathy…

sending honesty rays via neko-pathy… is this thing working?

Yes! I allow you! Thanks my friend!

realizing cis women also struggle with “passing” a lot of times and has a lot of the same issues with dysphoria trans women have (issues with putting on/losing weight, dissatisfied with bust size, not feeling “feminine” enough, etc.) has done a lot to combat dysphoria for me, cause it’s like, wow, we really have a lot more in common than we have in difference huh

terfs are starting to find this post, and i gotta say: terfs getting mad at a post that explicitly acknowledges cis women’s struggles and with notes full of cis women agreeing and talking about their own struggles and experiences really speaks volumes about how anti-feminist, and frankly misogynistic, terfs really are, that they don’t even give a shit about cis women’s struggles and experiences

I will never get over ppl (yellow text) posting shit like this like its some win making fun of how people talk or act on grindr. sad and lonely behaviour. You should be so lucky to get pussy from a 41 Yr old man who says hii

the primordial serpent

The most dangerous anaconda

it's a scat

genuinely, samir34's art of muslim dragonball characters is what artists in galleries are desperately trying to emulate. his shit has so much actual heart in it

elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr

imagine being such a shit person that elon musk tells you to get a hobby

i hope they both kill eachother in real life <3

i think they should have a cagematch to the death

You know it's bad when one transphobe tells another to talk about literally anything else

Kill each other! Bash his head in! Rip her arm off! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

This is the real photo

Who on God’s green earth photoshopped their butt cracks to be larger and smaller. Why would anyone do this.

peac & love on planet earth

Cat 1: BRO WTF GET BACK OR ILL KILL YOU

Cat 2: but we're BUDDIES!

Cat 1: YAAAAYYY