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Where am I?!?!?!

@lady-goggles / lady-goggles.tumblr.com

Goggles | 27 | cosplayer | amateur photographer This is a whatever I feel like posting blog so have fun! Occasionally things that are nsfw. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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why did it go back in the water are there rats in the water please tell me water rats aren’t a thing

He's just fancying himself a little swim :)

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phocids

Ok if u really want to know it's a muskrat! They live in lakes and are a lil bigger than normal rats

this information displeases me greatly thank you for sharing

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kibibarel

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

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why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

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zeplerfer

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

This is just what I needed to brighten up my day

😹😹😹

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Notes: the jokes are from 30 rock and the rest are memes ( except head scratcher lust and Alphonse cat )

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