claudetheclown
Put a Pokemon in my muse’s askbox and they will either catch it or let it go; but they can only catch 6 total!
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blackwhitehat
The red head peeks out from behind the desk before ducking back down and creeping back up, staring at White Hat. She can't seem to understand, it looks like Black Hat but it doesn't smell like him or look like him! She's on the defense.
White Hat blinked in surprise when he saw the strangely dressed girl. How in the world had she gotten in here? How curious! “Hello there.” The eldritch smiled kindly. She looked rather familiar…
Black Hat hissed in alarm when she shouted and quickly stood. “Dementia what in the name of Satan are you-“ then he noticed White Hat. “White? What are you doing here?” He seemed to speak to White in much less harsh tone.
“I came to visit my big brother!” The pale eldritch said brightly. “And I brought your mate!” Black Hat spluttered and looked between them.
“SHE’S NOT MY BLOODY MATE!” White Hat flinched when he yelled and immediately Black Hat backed off.
Dementia zips back over, holding White’s arm with a soft gasp.
“Blackie, you can’t use that tone around your brother! He’s a real sweetie too!”
She nuzzles into his shoulder like a cat before letting go.
“Besides, 505 is busy and Flug is doing his dumbo science jargon!”
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blackwhitehat
The red head peeks out from behind the desk before ducking back down and creeping back up, staring at White Hat. She can't seem to understand, it looks like Black Hat but it doesn't smell like him or look like him! She's on the defense.
White Hat blinked in surprise when he saw the strangely dressed girl. How in the world had she gotten in here? How curious! “Hello there.” The eldritch smiled kindly. She looked rather familiar…
crazylizardgirl
“Well, I’m a few years younger than he is.” White Hat smiled widely, looking down at her and tipping his pure white hat slightly. “There’s no door of his I can’t get through! Why don’t we visit him together?” He’d been meaning to pay his big brother a visit in any case.
She claps her hands, squealing like a giddy school girl.
“Oh most certainly, Mistah White Hat! I would love ta!”
She links arms with him, grinning and showing her fangs.
blackwhitehat
“Lovely!” White Hat summoned his cane as she linked arms with him. “Let’s go pay Blackie a visit~” he opened a portal with his cane instead of with his claws, like how Black Hat did it and led her through it, stepping right into Black Hat’s office.
She faceplants as she steps up but scrambles to pop up and hold out her arms.
“BLACKIE BOO!” She skitters on the floor like a lizard, coming up to his side of the chair to lean her elbows on the desk.
“Didja miss me, babe?~”
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blackwhitehat
The red head peeks out from behind the desk before ducking back down and creeping back up, staring at White Hat. She can't seem to understand, it looks like Black Hat but it doesn't smell like him or look like him! She's on the defense.
White Hat blinked in surprise when he saw the strangely dressed girl. How in the world had she gotten in here? How curious! “Hello there.” The eldritch smiled kindly. She looked rather familiar…
“Well, I’m a few years younger than he is.” White Hat smiled widely, looking down at her and tipping his pure white hat slightly. “There’s no door of his I can’t get through! Why don’t we visit him together?” He’d been meaning to pay his big brother a visit in any case.
She claps her hands, squealing like a giddy school girl.
“Oh most certainly, Mistah White Hat! I would love ta!”
She links arms with him, grinning and showing her fangs.
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He tosses away his glasses and tanning thing, causing an explosion. He then rises and walks up to her side.
“I betcha that got his attention!”
He laughs, wanting to see how long it’d take for her to notice.
The explosion does cause her clothes to shift but she stays where she is as if nothing had happened.
She turns to him, tongue out.
“You think?”
She blinks and then gasps.
“Oh yes, you’re here, Mister Master of Discord!”
She holds her hands together.
“Would you mind hanging out with a crazy girl for a night of causing trouble?”
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blackwhitehat
The red head peeks out from behind the desk before ducking back down and creeping back up, staring at White Hat. She can't seem to understand, it looks like Black Hat but it doesn't smell like him or look like him! She's on the defense.
White Hat blinked in surprise when he saw the strangely dressed girl. How in the world had she gotten in here? How curious! “Hello there.” The eldritch smiled kindly. She looked rather familiar…
crazylizardgirl
She grins, holding a hand to her in a moment of pride.
“Well ol’ Black Hat would be nowhere without me as his right hand girl!”
She sticks her tongue out.
“He’s just a bit testy sometimes but we have a beautiful relationship~”
She sits on the desk now, swinging legs over.
“Be it the millions of love letters I wrote him or the gifts I gave, he’s mine!”
blackwhitehat
“I see.” White Hat chuckled softly in slight amusement at how proud she was of this. “Well then he’s a lucky man to have found a beautiful young lady such as yourself.”
She blushes but turns away, crossing her arms.
“Oh I know he is, I’m the talk of the town, baby!”
She slips off the desk, getting a better look at him.
“Brother huh? You must be twins or something, ya look like an inverted version of Black Hat... Honestly, what I wouldn’t give to visit him now during working hours... But he put stronger locks on the door again!”
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blackwhitehat
The red head peeks out from behind the desk before ducking back down and creeping back up, staring at White Hat. She can't seem to understand, it looks like Black Hat but it doesn't smell like him or look like him! She's on the defense.
White Hat blinked in surprise when he saw the strangely dressed girl. How in the world had she gotten in here? How curious! “Hello there.” The eldritch smiled kindly. She looked rather familiar…
She grins, holding a hand to her in a moment of pride.
“Well ol’ Black Hat would be nowhere without me as his right hand girl!”
She sticks her tongue out.
“He’s just a bit testy sometimes but we have a beautiful relationship~”
She sits on the desk now, swinging legs over.
“Be it the millions of love letters I wrote him or the gifts I gave, he’s mine!”
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blackwhitehat
The red head peeks out from behind the desk before ducking back down and creeping back up, staring at White Hat. She can't seem to understand, it looks like Black Hat but it doesn't smell like him or look like him! She's on the defense.
White Hat blinked in surprise when he saw the strangely dressed girl. How in the world had she gotten in here? How curious! “Hello there.” The eldritch smiled kindly. She looked rather familiar…
crazylizardgirl
She lets out a hiss, boiling back down to behind the desk to put her back to it, hugging her knees.
“You’re not Black Hat!”
She snarls, baring her teeth though the eldritch can’t see.
blackwhitehat
Well, that was a curious reaction wasn’t it? “No, dear, I’m not.” He continued in the same kind tone as before, slowly walking up to the desk. “But I am his younger brother.”
She blows a raspberry, hopping up on the desk in a swoop, standing on her legs in a squat to glare at him face to face.
“Ah don’t have time for posers, today’s our anniversary!”
Dementia, there’s an anniversary everyday... Be it when he last looked at you or the last time he spoke to you. Chill, girl.
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blackwhitehat
The red head peeks out from behind the desk before ducking back down and creeping back up, staring at White Hat. She can't seem to understand, it looks like Black Hat but it doesn't smell like him or look like him! She's on the defense.
White Hat blinked in surprise when he saw the strangely dressed girl. How in the world had she gotten in here? How curious! “Hello there.” The eldritch smiled kindly. She looked rather familiar…
She lets out a hiss, boiling back down to behind the desk to put her back to it, hugging her knees.
“You’re not Black Hat!”
She snarls, baring her teeth though the eldritch can’t see.
The lizard woman peeks over the hero’s shoulder, tapping him and turning away as if trying to act like she did nothing as she whistled.
She turns again before softly rustling his head, turning away again and trying not to laugh and give herself away.
cutieunderthesea
( @cutieunderthesea )
Dementia looks up at the tall mermaid, perplexed by all means. It wasn’t the octopus she wore on her head or her being half fish half human, no, what was it?
“Geez lady, you sure drank your milk while you were young, huh?”
Ah, lots of milk, strong bones, equals height right?
Cala looked down, gazing at the tiny red haired human confused by her height. Yet another land being confused and probably scared of her tall mermaid form.
『🐙』” What do you mean, doll? I don’t drink milk. I drink and breath water so get your facts straight. Got something else to say? “
Dementia is confused but heck if she is scared! She just grins, showing her fangs that are more for show.
“Oh no, miss, you probably have the power to flatten cities and societies!”
She winks, tongue blepping out as per usual.
“While I’m not sure how you got so tall, ah like that you possess such power! It’s a win-win for ya!”
Dementia looks up at the tall mermaid, perplexed by all means. It wasn’t the octopus she wore on her head or her being half fish half human, no, what was it?
“Geez lady, you sure drank your milk while you were young, huh?”
Ah, lots of milk, strong bones, equals height right?
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( @discordslair )
“Gee, it sure is boring around here…”
The red head flops around in the lab, her long legs moving faster than her body.
“Sure could use some DISCORD if ya know wha’ ah mean!”
She smiles open mouth, looking up at the sky as if expecting someone to appear.
Said chaos lord was sitting next to her in the moonlight, tanning himself.
“I’m sure he’ll show up if you wish hard enough, madame. That usually works. Flattery goes a long way too.”
He lowers his sunglasses to look at her.
The girl only sighs with a huff, blowing her hair out of her eyes as she turns to Discord.
“Yeah but i’ has to be the right way!”
She backs up, as if off screen before coming out, holding out her arms.
“Oh mighty and great Discord, Master of Chaos! I summon thee for good fun times!”
She counts off on her fingers.
“Like maybe a few fires, turning buildings upside down, maybe switch mustard with ketchup, the usual!”
( @discordslair )
“Gee, it sure is boring around here...”
The red head flops around in the lab, her long legs moving faster than her body.
“Sure could use some DISCORD if ya know wha’ ah mean!”
She smiles open mouth, looking up at the sky as if expecting someone to appear.
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Criminal Activity Meme
Send a symbol for starter for a thread inspired by the related scenarios:
🚘 Our Muses steal a car, boat, or other vehicle 📟 One Muse is dealing contraband and the other is an undercover cop 🏚 Our Muses are two independent thieves who end up trying to steal the same thing 🏦 Our Muses rob a bank together, but a teller hits the alarm 👛 One Muse tries to pickpocket the other…and gets caught! 🚔 Our Muses are on a high-speed chase with the cops 💳 One Muse steals another Muse’s identity 🌆 Our Muses break out of jail together 🗡️One Muse assaults the other 🔫 Wildcard/Other
I’m back and into Smile! AU bruh ))
Btw, like this post for a starter so I can get back into things! ))