If you don't give grimace birthday sex, you don't deserve his purple cum shake
Hatsune Miku ; Vocaloid ☆ SEGA
Hatsune Miku & Megurine Luka & Kagamine Rin & Kagamine Len & Kaito & Meiko ; Vocaloid ☆ Emontoys
OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL
This your cousin? What team is he in?
Our cousin
Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?
YOU have obtained:
- 🔥 ×1
I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.
Perfectly executed joke, no notes
"Tumblr next update can you-" sorry there's not going to be a new update. This is it now
Guys you aren't meant to be happy about this :(
This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn't have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with
[lmao @sweetenby]
You're telling me an Ocean Eleven'd this casino?
Hard at work at the yaoi factory
They fucking called fujOSHA on us