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TrashFuckish Gay Super Android Tyrant

@bloodfart666

Hi! No minors please! Name's Trash and I identify as demipansexual. I'm biologically female. 31yrs. Giant fuggin bean. Enby he/she/they/it Idgaf I don't get annoyed by gender assumptions towards myself. I discovered Tumblr late in life so this blog random af. Love dirty ass slashers, sci-fi shit, dbz, monsters, powerlifting, bodybuilding, weightlifting, and metal music. Will post whatever tf I want. @alllosersdownhere blessed me with the icon and image. My writing blog is @theotherbloodfart Still wanna float tho.....
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dragonblobz

I don’t know if this post is going to help anyone but……

On July 2nd I had my 2 lower wisdom teeth removed. I’m not even gonna get STARTED on a rant regarding the abysmal lack of resources for a person who has no irl friends to get a fuckn ride back from a dental surgery………..

I digress.

Anyhow. I followed the instructions regarding the gauze. No straws. Blahdeeblah.

Suffice it to say colts never formed.

That’s right folks. I had 2 dry sockets. Now I don’t know if you’ve ever had a dry socket but lemme tell ya…… its agonizing.

So there I was. At a job that only allows one call in every 3 months. I’d used that call in for the surgery.

The pain was certainly bad enough that I might have considered calling in again ANYWAY

But

I am in the possession of children. I wont get into details but basically I couldn’t call in.

Whenever I google dry socket google tells me to seek immediate treatment with a dentist. Well this option was a no go for me.

And it occurs to me that other people might have even further troubles due to lack of financial stability. Its fuckn 55 dollars for me AFTER insurance just for a check up. Let alone treatment.

Y’all I was desperate. I was at an 8 on the pain scale. I dunno if y’all are familiar with the pain scale but that pm means the pain was ever present and although I could function as a human being I only functioned. No enjoyment of any extra activities or doing anything other than working caring for kids and wishing I was dead.

So I get on YT seeing if anyone has been thru this hell. And stumbled upon a dental education video. Where they basically tell dental students how to fix dry socket in patients. So there’s a paste that they stuff into ur dry socket that instantly numbs the pain. They clean the holes out stuff em with this paste and repeat every few days.

What’s more is the guy on this video encouraged prospective dentists to DISCOURAGE patients from coming in too often for retreatment because….

And this is where I shit myself

DRY SOCKET USUALLY HEALS BY ITSELF PROVIDED THAT THE SOCKETS DON’T GET INFECTED.

So here is Google saying one needs to seek immediate 55 dollar minimum treatment. And here’s this teacher of dentists saying that that treatment is 50 percent keeping the sockets clean and 50 percent pain management.

So I got curious and googled exactly what that fuckn paste is. It’s called iodaform packing paste. It’s literally the shit they put in necrotic infected wounds. Only the dental stuff has pain killing agents in it.

Now for shits and giggles my in pain gay ass discovered……..

 

 That’s right. It’s on fucking amazon. For 15 fucking doll hairs. 2 day shipping included

So I bought one. And I bought the dental syringes for cleaning. 10 fucking doll hairs for 4.

Now I’d been consuming nothing but water and carnation instant breakfast for legit 5 days.

2 more days of agony and I had my shit. Used the syringes to clean the holes. It was fucking nasty. Then packed with this paste and pain is completely gone. FUCKING GONE.

I’m no dentist. And will keep updated on how treatment of my own fucking dry socket is going. I don’t recommend not following the google and I don’t recommend not seeking dentist treatments. I’m just saying if you have a dry socket and cant get to a dentist but can get ur hands on this stuff maybe this can help you.

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I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me? I don’t know, here enjoy some drooly boi ———— PLEASE do not repost/claim credit or steal this image. Do not use my art without my permission. If reblogging, do not remove my username/comments and site source. Thank you so very much!~<3

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bloodfart666

All your art is beautiful

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bloodfart666

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I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.

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wintergrey

This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

Publisher: We think that the way the fantasy genre treats women is problematic so we’re going to try and do better

A Fool: If you don’t like it why don’t you make your own!

Publisher: That

That is literally what we just said we are doing

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BIGOTED FUCKWADS?

BOY it feels good to be back in this particular saddle!

AHAHAHAHAHA we have a winner for today!

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snigepippi

*Snort*

if anybody like me a) lol’d and b) wanted to get my hands on that book series, here’s the link

This is magically what I’m looking for right now.

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tragedybunny

Hi Legendary Books, I’ll take one of everything.

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maggiemae873

I literally don’t have the space for any more physical books, but I’ve downloaded every Underrealm book on Kindle. I read The Alchemist’s Touch specifically because of this post and I seriously can’t recommend the Underrealm books enough. they are absolutely fantastic.

I don’t really read anymore, not like i used to. And of i get a masters this year like i am planning to then that isn’t going to change. But hell yes I’m going to go and buy these books because THIS is exactly the kind of thing that i want to support!

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One day I will have a job and a bank account and I will have money from the job in the bank account and I will use some of the money to purchase these books

HEY TUMBLR

You’ve always been wonderful to me, twisted little hellsite though you be. Now check this out.

Do you like wizards? Do you like girlfriends?

Do you like WIZARD GIRLFRIENDS?

(Of course you fucking do)

Stick your entire face into a fantasy adventure where two kickass lesbians of color magic the shit out of every asshole they see

Support a queer disabled author

And do it for a buck.

A BUCK

And this is INTERNATIONAL

A bunch of people out there don’t think books like this can ever be successful.

Fucken prove them wrong, babes.

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bloodfart666

Take my fuckn muny

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@grievanight requested some sleep paralysis Pennywise. Wrote this to Ritual Spirit by Massive Attack

WARNING: DUBIOUS CONSENT

Pain rips thru your chest. You cannot breathe. Your nails burn across your chest as the nails upon them dig thru the flesh there. Something is squeezing, a weight. Too heavy. Your ribs feel as if they are being crushed.

Your head rocks forward. Are you dreaming…… or drowning……. All is groggy nothingness. You open your eyes.

It is indeed drowning. Your glassy eyes watch the weight of countless tons of murky blue water press upon you. The ocean perhaps. And above you, floating in alien grace, an aquatic nightmare. All fins and fangs and opalescent eyes.

Bubbles foam from It’s mouth as It descends. Bony unnatural joints prickling It’s skin as It tips It’s jaws towards you. Perhaps to rend your ribs from their fleshy entombment.

It cannot be. You squeeze your eyes closed. Taste blood as your teeth pierce your inner cheek. No. The thrumming terror raises the fever in your blood to fever pitch.

But you cannot resist. The instinctive need to see the threat before you overpowers even your own natural fear. Your eyes sting from the sweat dribbling into them as they open again.

Fire. All is fire. You can smell flesh burning. Like some hellish barbecue. You scream in your mind that it isn’t human. It isn’t human.

You can hear screams of agony. So many and so strong that it blends into one concerted voice of pain.

And there It is. The same creature descending upon you. The same bony odd joints in places there should not logically be joints. No fins this time. Just a bony monster of ash and flame. A tongue, dripping melted flesh and acid blood, runs along It’s rows of razor teeth. It looks so hungry.

The heated flesh of your forearm presses into your orbital bones as you press it in. No. NO.

But you are a hapless puppet to this farce. This macabre dance of horror. You open your eyes yet again, knowing full well that you do not wish to see. But helpless to your own dreaming whim.

Darkness now. Damp. The dank stink of the grave. You can feel the worms wriggling upon your skin. But what is worse…… it is so dark that you cannot see the thing you KNOW is descending upon you. You KNOW It is there. You just cant SEE It.

Tears scald your temples as they flow from your stinging eyes. You can feel the dribble of soil upon your cheeks and the burn from it entering your vision.

And fear. Rancid bitter fear. Loneliness too. There is nothing and no one here. Save that thing. That beast which descends both in your mind and here in this darkness. No one to help you.

“Sssshhhhhh"

The sound is oddly gentle. Yet still frightening. It is inhuman, raspy, as the sound of paper being rolled across gravel.

“Such beautiful fear. Tasty. Look at you…… doing all the work.” The following laughter is dry and brittle as ancient bones.

More tears flow, yet you reach upward. Afterall…… if this monster is to kill you……. It is still HERE. Still the most solid thing you can grasp. And somehow……. All the pain you feel now…… does not compare to the veritable agony of being alone in this cacophony of noise and illusion.

You can feel the confusion of the beast as It sinks into your embrace. You wait….. oddly patient….. for It’s death blow. You throw your head back. Bare your neck. Arch your back. Expose your vitals. You want this OVER. Your emotional cortex is simply too weary to continue.

Something sticky and wet dribbles upon your chest. Saliva. You don’t know how you know what it is. But you do.

You can feel It’s snout press against your jugular vein. Like the lipless jaw of a canine skull. And the reek of old death assails your nostrils. Not the pungent gag of bloat, but the dusty cough of mummified remains. And……. Popcorn?

Reality shifts as hints of this pour thru. Circus noises. Elephants. Cheering. Whistles. Circus scents. Cotton candy. Candied apples. And yes, buttery popcorn. Even the dry feel of summer air. All a reverberating echo inside this damp cold tomb you are within. A mockery of childhood awe and joy.

It is all dark. You cant SEE.

But….. there is no longer fear. And the thing is puzzled as it shuffles into your neck.

“What is this? Where has it gone?” A long tongue slithers out to run along your jaw line.

You feel several things at once. Your hair follicles prickle at the dampness of the underground. A silken chest presses against your defensive palms. Weight settles upon your body. The thing is with you now. And….. shame. Shame as your body ignites to this stimulus. Heat coils in your abdomen at this presence.

It inhales deeply, It’s breath chill upon your neck, before freezing. And now you are pinned beneath a silk lined statue of marble.

But you know……. You are aroused…… even if against your will…….. and It can clearly smell this.

Some insipid spirit of rebellion grabs you then. Boldly, you reach up. The silk upon It’s chest feels cool underneath of your fingertips. But you do not stop. Your hands venture upward. You wish to feel the face of your killer.

You gasped as your hands make contact. Its face isn’t the skeletal maw you had felt upon your neck. It’s…….. It feels…….. HUMAN.

It is still motionless, almost in shock, as you trace It’s features, before a low and very much inhuman growl begins to bubble from It’s chest. It’s entire body vibrates from this.

You can see It’s face then. You don’t know what the light source is, or even where it is coming from. But you can see It now.

It’s a clown! But not like any you’ve seen before.

Clowns are supposed to be silly. To tickle a child’s learning mind. But this one sure isnt silly. In fact…….. It’s …….. scary and…….. oddly beautiful. Predatory. The lines cutting thru his eyes wrinkle before they touch his full lips. He looks very angry. His vermilion irises bore into yours. You aren’t behaving in the way he’s expected. And he’s very obviously NOT pleased about this.

You don’t have much time to fully register this before his angry expression melts into a leering one.

“Oh? Not fear? Silly thing. Silly girl.” It laughs almost merrily, Its bells tinkling. You can feel one of those bells bite coldly into your belly as he presses his weight into you. “Oh, but I can fix that.”

You know this statement should receive just that sentiment. Fear. But it doesn’t. Your thighs relax to allow It even closer.

A dark chuckle rumbles from It’s chest.

“So THAT is what you’re thinking of? Well……. You pathetic bags of meat are all the same, aren’t you?” It pushes It’s hips forward into yours. You can feel something beneath the silk of his trousers. It’s stiff and…… wriggling. Not human. Not at all. But your body doesn’t give a single fig. Your throat wheezes as you let out a strangled groan.

“Be still……” This is clearly a warning. “It’d be a shame to break the toy before it’s been played with.” A snorting giggle erupts from It’s lips as you feel one of It’s massive hands snake into the hair on the back of your head to grasp almost painfully. Your scalp burns at the tension.

You feel something pressing against your slit. It’s cool and wet. You want this tho…. Whatever this is. It could end you right here and now and you wouldn’t even care. Your body relaxes and your hips angle for better access.

“Please…….” Your whimper breaks into the noise of It’s silken costume.

Your helpless plea seems to have more of an effect than It would have liked. It snarls as Its hips buck forward, driving It’s inhuman cock into you.

It’s next words shear thru the haze of pleasure surrounding your body.

“Oh….. I’m afraid I’m going to break you after all, my sweet little girl.”

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