I could have crashed so many christmas parties today in the most literal sense but luckily for the holidays, I may be an asshole but I’m not That Asshole™
so, about that unidentified phone
I’ve been looking through the contacts and texts and yeah it’s definitely not mine lmao. but this guy seems like a real piece of work so I really don’t care. his contacts are filled with ghost hunters/weapon suppliers and his conversations are little bit uh. sketchy. like ‘hey what’s the best way to torment this ghost mouse I picked up on the street, should I use electrified ectoplasm or blood blossoms’ sketchy. at that part I stopped reading.
so I’m 99% sure I know what’s to blame for my disappearance now. cool
so, what have I found out so far, you don’t ask?
1. the phone belongs to a real creep
2. that creep is not me
3. he doesn’t appreciate getting spammed with pizzas all day
4. also I apparently made the local news
5. don’t worry tho, they don’t know it’s me
6. and for some reason my alias is bobert mcfinley
......... great progress right
edgy-deadbeat reblogged
k good just making sure
it’s not like My Entire Life is missing, just... the last couple months. soooo
flyingsparky replied to your post “so uh. I’m sure there’s a really great explanation for why I just...”
uuuuuuhhhhhh did you die
gonna have to go with a hard no on that, buddy
just watch, the big bad cause of all this is gonna be just totally ridiculous, like plowing headfirst into a cliff while trying to do a kickflip off mount rushmore or smth
edgy-deadbeat reblogged
uh… well, i’ve gotten temporary memory loss before. maybe it’s temporary for you too so it’ll all come back to you soon? maybe you hit your head really hard or something.
you’re not hurt, right?
eh, probably wasn’t anything too great anyways. on the bright side, if I don’t remember, I can just make up whatever wild story I want it to be.
nah, nothing major. just the usual aches and pains, that’s just Life for me. pretty sure if I’d been in a major fight or smth I’d be a lot worse off than this LMAO.
edgy-deadbeat reblogged
the worst part of all this:
I can’t even remember if I actually got to do any of my halloween pranks >:U
ghostlyicecube replied to your post “in other news, why the hell am I in Death Valley and how did I get...”
...you're in death valley and you /don't know how you got there?/
yeah that pretty much sums it up.
in other news, why the hell am I in Death Valley and how did I get here
so uh. I’m sure there’s a really great explanation for why I just sorta randomly disappeared like that. I just can’t remember it right now.
no, really. I can’t fucking remember.
oh good I actually do have internet here, cool
imgoinghost replied to your post “imgoinghost replied to your post “current possible to-do list for...”
You popped popcorn over a... of course you did. How the heck did you even stand the heat?
I could respond with something super cool but tbh I just levitated it over the lava from a safe distance. wouldn’t recommend, unless you like popcorn that tastes like actual hell.
flyingsparky replied to your post “current possible to-do list for halloween: - walk around in a...”
im gonna put a bedsheet over my head and walk around like im a Regular Teen
classic. I approve
imgoinghost replied to your post “current possible to-do list for halloween: - walk around in a...”
Sounds like fun. Just don't get into too much trouble, k?
nah, I’ll limit my trouble to mostly non-fatal. that good enough?