Happiness

I’m at 5 what about you?

The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.

I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.

So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.

So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.

Ho l y

Imma try that last one

I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day.  They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.

So I pulled out my phone and called the office.  The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”

He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?

I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”

He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.

I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”

She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.

bureaucracy works hard but humans work harder

i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean

The Beast that Bothers

True solidarity is sitting in a google doc with your classmates late at night. We're in it together, anonymous chinchilla.

HAAANK! THAT'S NOT ART BY THE OP HANK! OP REPOSTED IT WITHOUT CREDIT! HANK!

IT'S AI-GENERATED ART HANK! HAANK! THE FLOWER LINEWORK IS NONSENSICAL AND THE ROOM CORNERS DON'T MEET. IT'S AI! HANK!

compliment recklessly! say the nice things that come to your head! we’ve got better things to do than resisting the instinct to be kind!

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

ready for summer ☀️

basil being "stuck" compilation. he will bark until you free him. (box in the first pic is empty and in fact extremely moveable)

https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/71640

nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.

HD remake

Trying to play Monster Hunter: Rise and SOMEONE could not stand not getting attention and was repeatedly scaling me with her sharp feet and launching herself from furniture until I put her big soft blanket in my lap and pet her.

This is the exact reason why i love cosplayers.

Ciri transports Geralt to our timeline so her can have one nice day without any shenanigans.

Geralt and the Delightful, Wonderful, Not Bad, Very Good Day

This is Maul and he is fantastic.