The sluttiest thing a trans lady can do is--

*yawns, stretches*

Um, the sluttiest...thing a trans, uh, trans lady...

*rubs eyes, gets under a blanket*

...sluttiest...thing...she do...

*goes to sleep*

So if 69 is the sex number, what do you call a 696?

The downside of being poly.

The six feels like curling up on the floor of a lifeboat in a turbulent and unforgiving sea

Rehydrated ganondorf my beloved

I can't help but wonder if the reason Copernicus chose Dimitri as Edred's host is because he saw him flirting with Emma and went, "Ah, yes. Whoever simps for this girl is destined to be Edred." 🤣🤣

ive been dying for this series to premiere and it was worth the wait! very excited for what's next for this quartet :}

who up eternalizing their unicorn warriors

i am once again sad about Nightvale

DI: do interact

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

they gotta give me more enrichment at work look what i just doodled

^ joke that would have killed in 2011

Watch out. There's chasms out there

Oh wow thank you....I would certainly have fallen to my death without your warning! Are there anything else in the world I should know about

Yeah

i think my mental health might improve if i just didnt live in the usa

I recently found out the minimum wage in NZ is $21hr and you get paid weekly. Weekly. That’s 840 before tax. 3 grand a month after taxes and the rent ranges from 500-700 weekly- which, if you have a partner or a roommate, is more than enough. And that’s only on minimum wage and the apartments are spacious and livable

Hand study gao hang 5x6 feet Acrylic on raw canvas 2023

this one of those pieces where I look at it and think “oh that’s funny, i’ll reblog,” and then look at the art medium and lose my mind