chasingjustiice.

     another day, another job well done.  or, semi-well done.  her silk sense still needs some spit and shine.  she’s taking a breather on a rooftop, legs swinging as she idly thinks of where to get takeout from, when a man clad in red does a FACE-PLANT right in front of the building.  that’s gotta hurt.  brow raises when their gazes meet, amusement brewing her chest at his statement.

     ❛  i’d say i didn’t, but that would be a lie.        first time out on the field?? i feel you, buddy.  ❜

degeneris.

     ❛  do i really look young enough to be his daughter?  ❜  not to mention it would make their past weirder than it already is.  ❛  looks like he didn’t tell you about the whole spider war that went down. you’d be a lot cooler about this then.  ❜  a scoff is emitted at his answer; clearly she doesn’t believe his claim.  ❛  sorry, dude, i’m already NEXT IN LINE to take over if he kicks the bucket. or moves away from new york. whichever comes first.  ❜

peacemaiden.

     no, it did not occur to her whatsoever. can’t believe she’s being upstaged by a civilian; clearly she has a ways to go before she’s a REAL super hero.  ❛  oh, uh. yup. it totally did. i’m just, tying him up first! before i take him there. it’ll be easier to swing him over.  ❜  you cannot make this stuff up, folks.

pxtts.

     ❛  it’s an AI? seriously? that’s pretty awesome! and there’s no chance of it      uh, him      turning against HUMANITY or something?  ❜  that’s always an issue with AIs. or so she gathers from the movies she’s watched, anyway.

spellahxolic.

     ❛  trust me, i missed out on a lot.  ❜  she’s not talking about the internet anymore. but that’s not something she wants to unload on a total stranger, super hero or no.  ❛  a nut job in every corner; so the internet’s like REAL LIFE.       oh, i’ve done my research on that front. sometimes i feel as if i’ve been away for a hundred years; everything’s changed.  ❜

     silken strands of web emerge from slender digits upon command. she grabs onto them, tugging as if to test their durability, but she’s done this enough times to know they’ll hold. wide grin is aimed at fellow spider.  ❛  what d’you say to a race?  ❜

     breaking into the apartment is child’s play; she only needs to swing in through the window. she does just so, only to pause at the sight of someone OTHER than peter parker inside. awkward.  ❛  you’re... not the guy i’m looking for. who are you, and why are you in peter’s apartment?  ❜

peacemaiden.

     she pauses from webbing up the struggling man at the sudden voice.  ❛  uh, nothing to see here. just super hero business. you know how it is.  ❜

spellahxolic.

     ❛  couple weeks ago, i didn’t even know facebook existed, so magic being real is news to me. good to know we don’t have to worry about radioactive magicians being an issue, at least.  ❜

     ❛  your boss is really... something. i’m kind of glad i’m not the one who has to interview her.  ❜  a pause, wherein she remembers decorum. she’s on the job, here.  ❛  uh, no offense or anything.  ❜

     ❛  so you’re here on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D.?      normally i’d say i’m not interested in any job, i kind of already have one, but... i’m willing to cooperate with you guys. on one condition.  ❜

     ❛  hey, pal, no need to be so jumpy! i come in peace, alright?  ❜

     ❛  so, this might be a bit random, but... i don’t look anxious to you, do i?  ❜