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if you reblog this i will fucking destroy you

this is the worst sounding thing i’ve heard in my life, are you okay

Many thoughts all in brain

this is just my brain. this is how it sounds.

Yes same exactly

man I couldn’t do twitter. on tumblr nobody gives a shit if u bully celebrities, on twitter it becomes a fucking national conversation for three days

john green’s cock monologue never could have happened on twitter

god I wish that were me: a compilation

For anyone who wasnt on tumblr back in 2013 or whenever this happened, john green used to have a tumblr. @fishingboatproceeds which still seems to exist, but is no longer actively used. It was an inoffensive account realistically, but the fault in our stars movie was coming out. And people who never read the books got het up that a story about high schoolers had a sex scene in it. It was not remotely graphic, and was mostly there to acknowledge that yeah teens have sex with each other sometimes and the teens reading the book shouldn’t feel like they are bad people for having sex lives (if they do). But people got it in their heads that because an adult man wrote a sex scene in a book for and about teens, he must be some kind of pedophile. So they set about bullying him off tumblr.

Back in those days, you could edit other people’s posts on the reblog. Mostly people did harmless shit like switching out the word vampires for Danny devito in a post about the OP’s childhood fear, and we all had a good laugh. This time someone took an otherwise innocuous post of Green’s and made it an extremely graphic speech about how much he loves cock. And like, the guy writes ya romance novels, makes some wholesome educational videos on youtube with his brother, and is pretty het. So the level of explicit sexual content is not really what he wanted associated with his name, and the use of accusations of gayness as a way to mock him was pretty off color. So he made a statement where he talked about how it was not ok to do this to someone’s post, and basically called for civility. People then flooded his inbox with cock this and cock that, and further allegations of pedophilia until he had to stop using the platform.

People on here are weirdly proud of that whole exchange. It was extremely cringy to watch though tbh.

As a long time supporter of The Green Brothers (yes, there’s two of them) I was really saddened by this whole thing. John Green is a really thoughtful and kind man, who does his best to educate and make the world a better place. The fact that people are proud of bullying him off a site, when he- and I cannot stress this enough- DIDN’T DO ANYTHING still makes me really sad.

I have zero tolerance for anything nasty about John Green

as requested- my zine about fat and plus size body types from instagram!💖 happy drawing everyone!

hi folks! just spent a few hours transcribing this. please reblog this version for our visually impaired friends!!

fatphobes hate this post so much ♡ reblog with the transcribed version to piss them off :)

lol kalvin garrah is quitting social media. good fucking riddance to that freak

for anyone curious btw

p sure this is bc he's had multiple ppl call him out for how fucking awful he's been; copshatemoe on youtube made a really great video addressing everything in chronological order with statements from the victims of his harrassment.

the evil is defeated!! get out and stay out bitch!!!!!

fuck your starsign what’s your go-to mario character

anonymous: if schlatt bad why hot?

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

Mushroom measuring spoons (from cracker barrel)

girls,,

Bitches be like “I’m panphobic” go outside and get a hobby, goddamn.

If “exclusionist” is a central part of your identity in the year 2021, please GOD get off of tumblr and talk to actual real queer people. Hold a conversation. Touch some grass.

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

How are you posting from 1971?

homie thought lil nas did country roads