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Ashen one, where is Greirat?
[As the world falls down plays in the BG while Patches squats and sips some ale as the madness continues]
A bloke comes back once in a blue moon and this is the welcome he gets?
Ah, hell, wouldn’t have it any other way! Nyeheheheh...
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“Creighton! Not Patches! Don’t!”
“What crawled up your bum, sweeting? I’m a catch!”
patches’ gossiping destroys a man
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"Bruv did you really f uck the tree pope?"
“Better watch your next words carefully prick or I’ll fuck you next.
“…
“Wait wait tha’ came out wroNG NO WAIT—”
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funniest moment of Elden Ring so far was definitely summoning Patches for a boss fight only to have him force-disconnect the moment the fighting started
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he can have little a deadly trap, as a treat & enrichment
“Sounds like we ‘ave a couple of cowards in our midst.”
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still fucking up bloodborne lore
i do find this lore tidbit really interesting. and what is his research....studying amygdalla?? hmhmhm
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Patches lore, anyone?
Anonymous asked:
//Hi there! Been a while eh? Surprised to see you on my dash, but it's the good kind. Makes me realise how most dark souls blogs I follow have been silent for years though. Makes me all nostalgic, lol. All is well I hope?
aw hello! There's still a handful of active dark souls and bloodborne blogs I interact with that are still around! I'm mostly on my Pate-centric blog these days at @hithernthither but I have felt the good 'ol Trusty Patches muse coming back and felt like popping in. I'm doing good! Glad you're happy to see Patches around again heheh
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This is people who simp for Patches (FromSoftware) :
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Patches shows up in elden ring but he’s wearing a fake mustache and he’s like “what? I’m not patches I’m pahtches, it’s spelled different!” I’m going to make it happen
Chameleon spell got nothing on Patches' disguise.
