considerable considerables

quote of the year

My favorite thing about Sweeney Todd is that Sweeney gets into the killing-and-baking people business because he’s a deeply broken man destroyed by an unjust and corrupt system that cost him his freedom and family and has been driven mad by revenge.

And Mrs Lovett does it because somthin wrong with her <3

Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others

call me aloe vera the way having sex with me is easy and healing

my name is jamie

hi jamie!!! ^_^

Hi jamie

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weezer....

weezer turn around i cant see you

face me weezer.

ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)

ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.

Ok yeah i just have to fix it the middle D, D#, Db keys don't work. that's all. Just a quick repair.

ⓘ Fact check: Though the act was partially motivated by desire to repair, this user views it as having more of a sexual connotation.

ok honestly fuck you for real

ⓘ Fact check: lmaoooooo suck itttttt. you wanna fuck the yamaha ez-200. you wanna fuck the keyboarrddddd

musicalweek ★ day five - favourite set design ↳ MIMI LIEN/BRADLEY KING | GREAT COMET x

my war elephant: we should attack tonight and sieze the honey by force

my wise elephant: diplomacy with the bees would secure us more honey in the future

my boat elephant: we need more wood for boats

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

Customer: I’M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES Verdict: DENIED

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

I get it tbh

I’m like this 😭 but it’s fine because I’m a woman

Exactly

Today's Seal Is: Loathsome Cement Eater

Ehat the fuck;