jester and nott: "we are best best friends" "we solve crime together" "i'll hold your hand while we're underwater because you're scared of the water" "i'll go in the water if i have to if it'll make you happy"
also jester and nott: "please do not eat my pet weasel. do you promise not to eat my pet weasel?" "i promise not to eat your pet weasel. today."