Anonymous asked:
So, have you eaten the forbidden fruit yet?
"Wh... what does that even mean? Forbidden fruit? Am I disallowed from eating a certain fruit now? Is it any fruit?""...Is it apples?"
Anonymous asked:
Who is the best pand?
"Sung."
Anonymous asked:
*presents Croft with a package containing a green mankini* this is for the beach season, I know how you love suspenders, happy winter's veil!
The man stares at the gift several seconds. Minutes. Maybe even hours. The look on his face is tired and unchanging, gaze remaining on the mankini. It's impossible to tell just what could possibly be going through his mind at this moment.Slowly, he looks up."This isn't my color."
Anonymous asked:
So, how do you feel now that the Legion threat is effectively ended?
"I'll believe it when I see it." He says with a scoff that quickly fades."I did think that Azeroth was doomed, though. The past year has given me some hope for the future."
Anonymous asked:
Are my questions making you reach for the egg nog Croft? Maybe I can get you some NUTmeg.
"I have no idea what you're on about, but eggnog sounds delicious right about now."
Anonymous asked:
So have you been knotty or nice this winter's veil?
"I'm going to have to ask you to never talk to me again."
Self Knowledge: Croft
Authority
You are good at making decisions; you have a clear sense of what needs to be done and what others should be doing. Played out inside yourself, this tendency drives you to value willpower and self-control. You may be accused of bossiness. But acting on your desire to dissuade, restrain or guide is often appreciated by others – who might secretly like a clear direction, and some firmness.
Independence
You don’t set out to be different for its own sake; you are more easily guided by what interests and moves you. You are more concerned about what is right for you than about the pressure to fit in. In sex you are more aware than others of impulses which are not entirely conventional. You know the value of selective irresponsibility, of forgetting occasionally about being ‘good’.
Aggression
One part of your character is anger in all its forms: frustration, outrage – and when anger is suppressed – bitterness, grumpiness, and bodily aches. Fundamentally, frustration comes from hope: you get upset because you expect your life will be more than a valley of tears. One way to deny aggression is to direct it inwards, as self-criticism. But you’re at your best when you acknowledge anger, and act it out clearly and in a focused way, with honor.
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Anonymous asked:
Croft what the fuck did you do with it!? It's gone! Did you take my stash of apple moonshine?
“Stash? Of moonshine? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” He states bluntly, slowly turning away. “I have my moonshine, but I don’t know where your moonshine would be. I have not seen it.”
Anonymous asked:
You wanna take this inside guac boi?
“I... don’t understand.”
Anonymous asked:
Do anything special for Hallow's End? Or just get more drunk than usual and pig out on candy?
"Sweets don't really do it for me, you did not eat that much candy. I did, however get drunk." He says, leaning in his chair."Visited the wickerman. I wasn't impressed. Can't even piss on the damn thing."
Anonymous asked:
So what exactly do you disagree with Genn on? I know about your history, but what made you want to rebel?
Alden scoffs, glancing away. “A man who puts up a wall, separating his people from their home and families is a terrible king. Along with that, people don’t need to be confined behind a wall.”He takes in a deep breath. “Not everyone was happy with being kept there. Some people wished to leave, to see the world. Some people wanted to learn all they could. You can’t do that behind a wall.”
fistifluffs reblogged
two fisticuffs commissions for @mephedup of his bareknuckle boxer boy Alden who is apparently getting into A Whole Lotta Trouble 8)
THANK YOU FOR COMMISSIONING ME AGAIN it’s a pleasure every time o/
MY HANDSOME DOG
Anonymous asked:
If you were a dragon, what dragonflight would you be a part of?
"If... if I were a dragon?" He asks, scratching the side of his head. "I don't know, green maybe? I think green."
Anonymous asked:
*boops ur tiddy*
“Why?!” The man roars out, standing to his feet. “Why do you people feel the need to touch me so much?!”
Anonymous asked:
Ever get so fucked up you wake up in some strangers bed with an orc you don't know and a sword plunged in to the wall? Or a necromancer who left his skeleton out and you're not sure if there was a skeletal threesome that night?
“How fucked up are you that you felt the need to ask this question?”
Anonymous asked:
A simple letter would arrive at the Croft residence. “Mr. Croft, I was wondering if you would be able to help me with something. I’m currently in the process of doing some research, and was wondering if you would be willing to answer some questions? Any help would be very much appreciated! S.B”
Alden reads the letter, brow raised with curiosity. “S.B... Do I know an S.B.?” He mumbles to no one in particular, flipping it back and forth, as if trying to find some hidden message scrawled discretely in the corner. He sighs, going over the message once more, going through a list of names in his head that consist of the two letters.“Ssssssssung?” He says to himself, scratching the side of his head. “Well, I don’t see any reason not to help.”
Anonymous asked:
Ever had any interest in getting your fortune read? I hear there's this Pandaren shadow priest who's pretty good at it.
"Never been one for all that future seeing stuff. Maybe I'm just someone who doesn't want to know what the future has in store for me." He finishes the sentence with a swig of moonshine, then shrugs."Might be a neat experience, though."