Why would a cucumber make your ass no longer safe to eat

The trash man is not fucking around.

This is the best IASIP content I’ve seen all day

Every single store in town now that it’s pride month:

he cannot die. Unstoppable

Bad dog. Out you go

The Dog Will Stay

Too bad.

the dog stays

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn. 

THE DOG STAYS

Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes. 

Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

THE DOG GOES

THE DOG STAYS

^ this entire thread in a nutshell.

THE DOG IS MINE.

put me back in the womb.

Op please change your url

i’ll change my url when my cock stops being so oppressively huge

stop being tsundere and eat the fuckkin pizza

she cant shes stuffed

get out

Ok this is so surreal

Also WHY is Tristan blurred????

i have so many questions. first: what the fuck

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Look. I get it. I am one of the most dullest person in the entire universe when it comes to art and colors. I don’t really get color theory, I just usually don’t notice bad color design.

But look at me in the Eye, @staff, and tell me.

HOW DID YOU EVEN THINK PURE FUCKING GREEN AGAINST BLUE DIPPED IN TAR WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

We TOLD him that the syrup would get everywhere, and we MEANT EV.ERY.WHERE.

What did you mean everywhere Dennys. Why is the image not there Dennys.

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

the one time I’m like “this is the one time I dreamed blog” and it isn’t