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Wunking and entering

The Falin image of all time btw

Characters being compared to dogs always use terriers or pitbulls or something for their metaphors. “They grab on and they don’t let go” “They keep worrying at it until it’s dead” etc.

Anyway, I want to see collies used as metaphors. Albert Payson Terhune style. “He was like an attack dog–making slash-and-run attacks, cutting them up worse every time, never staying in range long enough to get hurt but circling back over and over.”

@animatedamerican yes EXCELLENT.

“He was like a bloodhound–not actually that violent at all, but his reputation did the work for him.”

“He was like a corgi: by all signs unaware that a fight was even happening, just enthusiastic and delighted to be involved.”

“He was like a labrador– so known for being friendly and having a soft mouth that everyone forgot that he was actually quite large and had teeth.”

“He was like a poodle - much smarter than you’d expect for someone with such flamboyant hair ”

“He was like an Irish Wolfhound - he could do more damage being friendly than most people could do in a blind rage.”

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Tags via @ragsy: #he was like a mutt; no one knew what he was meant to be and everyone was disappointed in him anyway

“he was like a husky -

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

can you hold my hand it's my first time killing and im kind of nervous

the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.

the circus was in town that day 🤡

happy lesbian visibility week to them

*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

I would chortle so hard if someone addressed me this way

the hard chortler

another life

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

no brakes down, an endless dark incline most of the boys won’t ever cross this line if they all want to die dead broke that’s fine, that’s fine everybody’s got their limits, nobody’s found mine

wait do those tin can phones really work?? I thought this was all a myth.

I just looked up a video this is wild I’m making one tomorrow

in my high school Art 4 class while we were no doubt supposed to be getting ready for a Very important Art Show, two of my friends made one of these phones but instead of talking into it they would write messages and clip it to the string and slide it across the string to the other and when the art teacher asked why they said “we’re texting” and she could not BELIEVE it, this was the FUNNIEST thing she’d heard all year so she got on her office phone and called the principal and said “two girls are texting in my classroom I need you to come take their phones and issue them detentions” and we all waited like assholes for him to show up and when he asked where they were she gestured at my friends “texting” on their tin can phone and my principal was already a pretty tired dude but that was the most exhausted I think he ever looked.

Nerds never took over the world. They may keep the wheels spinning, but those who took over the world where the tech bros, the predators who owned the companies and the money.

one of my favorite things about FMA's worldbuilding is that you get to gradually realize how edward elric is the only person who dresses like that